umm, err.. I need tips for removing arse hair <cough cough>

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I have always been a Hairy Mary but at fifty it really is getting ridiculous! My bikini line is becoming my sock line- I can deal with this with shaving and epilating but the crack of my backside looks like I have a sporran shoved in. I have tried shaving and creams etc but always get a horrible rash which looks really nice with all the hair growing back

How can i remove it without getting a rash? I don't want it there anymore

I am weeping with laughter

Mumsnet at its best

This should be moved to classics

Thank you all for making my night. I have tears streaming down my face, I have nearly woken the baby laughing.

It was the idea of an epilator that set me off - ouch!

Once you can hold your bum cheeks open for a stranger you can do anything - Squoosh

Add message | Report | Message poster Humansatnav Mon 09-Jun-14 22:11:20
Sensitive veet, wash off thoroughly then sudacrem .
Does the sudocream stop the itching

Shave with hair conditioner, not soap, it will stop irritation. And use the sharpest most bladed razor you can find- replacing it every four shaves or so.

I've only just read this old thread and it's hilarious! Thanks everyone!