umm, err.. I need tips for removing arse hair <cough cough>

[Gatekeeper]

I have always been a Hairy Mary but at fifty it really is getting ridiculous! My bikini line is becoming my sock line- I can deal with this with shaving and epilating but the crack of my backside looks like I have a sporran shoved in. I have tried shaving and creams etc but always get a horrible rash which looks really nice with all the hair growing back

How can i remove it without getting a rash? I don't want it there anymore

This should be nominated for Classics. The funniest thing on here in ages......

Off to NC to baldyarse!

Hilarious... ...new to mumsnet.... what joy

Hilarious... ...new to mumsnet.... what joy

Hilarious... ...new to mumsnet.... what joy

Hilarious... ...new to mumsnet.... what joy

I think most women have hair in their arse crack. Inless maybe very fair haired? Tbh i havent actually seen that many women's bumholes, and the ones i have seen were presente to me for the purpose of waxing them so obviously those ones had hair. OK- ALL the bumholes i have seen-male and female- were hairy.

@ bettyboo - calm down dear!

Mine covers my cheeks. I'm gorgeous. My poor sister's goes all up her back though, like a sasquatch.

I did a secret poll once and it was about 25% hairy bum cracks.

waffly how did you conduct this secret poll?

Sensitive veet, wash off thoroughly then sudacrem .

I hadn't realised how hairy mine was until i went for a sigmoidoscopy recently.

As you will know if you have had one - the camera that goes up your arse shows the images on a huge tv screen visible to docs and yourself.

As they removed the camera i saw the exit hole. Hairs magnified onto a 32" tv screen. Nice!

but I won't attempt to remove it. Too tricky- even using DH's clippers.

I have hairy arms and legs, moustache to rival Tom Selleck's and wiry chin hairs,but a hairy arsehole? I don't think so..how would I know?
And even if I did there is no way on god's earth I would pay someone to part my cheeks and wax it off.

Fox's Tail? Explanation Anybody?

I am extremely blessed not to have an overly hairy arsehole.
(must make wiping yer backSIDE a messy business, what with unmentionables getting caught in all the hair and all that.)
I guess I'm not of the Hairy Mary persuasion.
(Admittedly I have never got up close and personal with a magnifying glass to confirm this fact.....)

There was a whole thread about wiping hairy arses a while back but I think it was mainly about men...

Foxes tail I imagine, is a tuft left over.

Re:poo in hair, surely as one is sat on the pan the cheeks are parted and hopefully poo exits cleanly or at least only leaving smears on hairless actual bum hole.
Can't believe I'm writing this.

sillybilly surveymonkey. It wasn't the only question....

I use wax strips on my ass. It hurts a bit for a second and I only need to use three or four strips. Easy.
I bought a laser hair removal thing, now THAT is pain. It's not been out of the box since I first tried to use it.

Everyone's different though-my friend uses it on her labia. EEEEK!

Ah Labia.
Time to head over and add another word to the topic:

''Words I hate''. ;)

How do you know that you have a hairy anus?

Why? Just- why?

You learn something new every day!

I don't have hair there and assumed women didn't - but then I'm not very hairy anywhere!

If OP you do decide to go the waxing route you could always paint a blob of nail polish on your pile so the beautician knows to avoid waxing it. Or a cross if it's large enough.