Good grief, Auriga. I hope you treated yourself to a nice glass of wine after that.
I would like to meet Crem's DDad, he sounds great. And Stropps' DDog. I am howling at the thought of him wagging his tail to "Dogger." Did he growl at "German Bight"? DCat has just fallen off the sofa. The kitten has given him what I can only describe as a pitying look.
I am fed up. I would like someone to: book a family holiday, so that I don't have to do it, do the week's shop, so that I don't have to do it, change the cat litter, so that I don't have to do it, take the DDs out for a few hours at the weekend, and give me a couple of hours of time on my own. I wanted to take the DDs to Paris for a weekend, so that they could go to an event at their old school, but Eurostar prices are horrendous, and it would cost us just short of £600 for one night away, so I have said we can't go. 
I am working with someone I used to work with, and socialise with a bit, around 25+ years ago.
We had a meeting this afternoon to discuss a Comms plan, but instead talked about the riotous time we had in our early 20s.