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Make up on the train

467 replies

failingmammalian · 07/03/2014 06:16

Is it acceptable to do your make up on the train .. Powder blush mascara and lip balm. Nothing gross like eyebrow plucking
I do get some funny looks. Isn't it normal/acceptable?
What's a girl to do?

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squoosh · 07/03/2014 21:00

Love all the Edwardian admonishments of 'immodest', 'unacceptable', 'undignified', 'disorganised slattern'.

OddFodd · 07/03/2014 21:13

Straightener woman is a lawyer and doesn't eat cornflakes but yoghurt and redbull Grin

atthestrokeoftwelve · 07/03/2014 21:15

Me too squoosh "unbecoming " has been mentioned too- quick, pass the smelling salts, my delicate sensibilities are under assault.

HollaAtMeBaby · 07/03/2014 21:16

I do full makeup on the tube most days and have got down to a fine art. I've been known to apply liquid eyeliner standing up on the Victoria line at rush hour. Am pretty skilled with slap due to working on beauty counters for a couple of years in my youth!

I know it's trashy, but I don't care. I live in a city of some 13 million people. The chances that I'll ever have to impress someone who's previously seen me making up on the tube, AND that they recognise me, AND that they're one of theunreasonable people who disapprove of in-transit beautification, are vanishingly small.

HollaAtMeBaby · 07/03/2014 21:21

Oh, and I don't use any powder-based products. All my make up is cream-based, and I apply it with my fingers, which I clean with sanitizing hand wipes before at end of the process. No brushes, no germs.

Shock at the porn-reading commuter, by the way!

failingmammalian · 07/03/2014 21:34

Love it holla!

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MooMaid · 07/03/2014 21:42

I always have a level of respect for people who can put make up without being jolted on public transport!

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 21:45

Explain away holla,embelish your account of the minutiae of process,it's still minging

NuggetofPurestGreen · 07/03/2014 21:45

Why is it 'trashy' and 'unbecoming'? Honestly, I'm perplexed. Is it supposed to be a secret that we wear makeup?!

NuggetofPurestGreen · 07/03/2014 21:46

Minging? Is there some new definition of the word Minging I'm not aware of?

MooMaid · 07/03/2014 21:47

I don't understand why it's minging Confused awkward if I happen to be staring but minging? Farting in a crowded carriage is minging.....

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 21:49

Fannying aboot applying slap is minging end of
And you know what you all know it too...hence the vigorous rebukes

NuggetofPurestGreen · 07/03/2014 21:51

I don't know scottish that's why I'm asking! To me minging means something unclean or disgusting I genuinely don't see how me putting my own make up on my own face is minging.

NigellasDealer · 07/03/2014 21:52

agree with scottishmummy it is minging (love that word)

MooMaid · 07/03/2014 21:52

Ha ha, no, I genuinely don't see it as something I give two fucks about, and I don't see it as minging. I don't do it because I don't have the technical skill because I drive to work......

OhYouBadBadKitten · 07/03/2014 21:52

I dont mind it but I was puzzled today by the lady who seemed to be trying to get rid of invisible issues. I felt quite sorry for her.

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 21:53

It's gross,fannying about products,brushes,rubbing,face pulling,eye tugging
Minging,I'm surprised you can't see it

NuggetofPurestGreen · 07/03/2014 21:54

I don't really do it very often as now I am old I get up early enough to do it before I leave. But I wouldn't have a problem doing it if necessary. This is one of those things people have a dislike of but don't actually explain what's wrong with it.

squoosh · 07/03/2014 21:55

I don't think it's minging, I find it hypnotising.

Minging was the woman beside me on the bus who was scratching her head so much a shower of dessicated skin flakes was being scattered near me. I asked her to stop.

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 21:56

Read the thread,plenty explanation
The odour,the look if it,spillage,seepage risk,gurning face pulling to apply
It's a task you should be completing at home,not in public

MooMaid · 07/03/2014 21:58

I guess the beauty/make-up counters in the middle of a packed Debenhams/John Lewis are minging too then? Have you been near the Bobbi Brown/MAC counter on a Saturday? Mental

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 21:58

Yes and I asked someone to stop applying her slap and waving kabuki brush about

NuggetofPurestGreen · 07/03/2014 21:58

Exactly squoosh. And cutting fingernails is minging as bits of nails are falling off. But putting make up is not intimate in any way, only thing I can see that's annoying is the comments about powder getting on other people.

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 21:59

No,moo one finds oneself at mac erc by choice.on crowded transport choice restricted
Stupid analogy

squoosh · 07/03/2014 22:00

'Don't wave your kabuki at me madam!'

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