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Make up on the train

467 replies

failingmammalian · 07/03/2014 06:16

Is it acceptable to do your make up on the train .. Powder blush mascara and lip balm. Nothing gross like eyebrow plucking
I do get some funny looks. Isn't it normal/acceptable?
What's a girl to do?

OP posts:
scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 22:44

I didn't ask if you italic care why would you?
If you can't be arsed getting out bed in time you'll not bother about minging habit

Clarabumps · 07/03/2014 22:45

The poo comments followed the conversation I thought Nuggeto.
Everyone say it...It's a new catchphrase... SLAPPERATTI

MooMaid · 07/03/2014 22:45

I mentioned dept stores - as in you have make-up counters there so whats the diff between a make-up counter in a dept store and on the train? Both places have make-up and people put it on, but it doesn't make it more/less hygienic.

However I was told it was a stupid analogy so perhaps that's why it sounded pointless.... I did have a point to make!!

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 22:47

Yea,sure

NuggetofPurestGreen · 07/03/2014 22:47

MooMaid you're being ridiculous. Make up at department stores is lovely and clean and make up in people's makeup bags is DISGUSTING AND MINGING (but only when
used on the train obviously)

HTH

Clarabumps · 07/03/2014 22:47

And the defence rests.

MooMaid · 07/03/2014 22:50

Ah ok, now I see TY

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 22:51

Only a judge Judy viewer would think and the defence rests

TSSDNCOP · 07/03/2014 22:52

I have been to the Laura Mercier counter this week and had a lovely time replacing loads of bits.

I find it applies very easily on both Network SE and the HS1 link.

And I still have the to read Pet Of The Day in the Metro, which makes me laugh out loud.

I like to get value from my £3k.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 07/03/2014 23:05

I don't get why it's minging, it's make up not shitConfused

scottishmummy · 07/03/2014 23:08

Clearly you don't get it

cafecito · 07/03/2014 23:45

surely it depends on train analysis, we could collect some data and come up with guidance as to when it's ok and when it isn't. I wouldn't do it on northern line, too grimy I come out covered in grey smudges at best of times. southwest trains, sure if I have 2 seats, and it's not rush hour, or a Wednesday.. or july... etc ?

smelly food = always wrong

cafecito · 07/03/2014 23:52

you can whack on some bb creams without reference to a mirror and if you have a window seat the reflection is super for mascara smudge check

nooka · 08/03/2014 06:00

I'm another person who really dislikes it when someone very close to me starts to put make up on, in particular eye stuff. I find it incredibly intrusive. It makes me feel that the person doing it really couldn't care less about the comfort of their fellow travelers (and some people who do it have already said just that!).

I dislike the weird faces and in particular the sticking of pencils and applicators into eyes, makes me feel quite anxious and I do start to wish that they will have some sort of accident so I can stop being bother that they might hurt themselves. I have to contort myself so I can't see them.

I hate department stores make up departments too, but they are very easily avoided.

Oh and I find lots of other things annoying on public transport, anything that affects my personal space is very irritating.

catinbootz · 08/03/2014 06:06

Isn't it supposed to be that lipstick and powder are the only acceptable bits of make-up to apply in public?

My loony mother always said that anything else was slutty. Akin with eating or smoking in the street Grin

BurntPancake · 08/03/2014 06:36

People get worked up about this?? I don't wear make up because I can't be arsed but I really don't care at all if someone applies theirs whilst on public transport. Seems like a good use of time to me and takes some skill on a moving train/bus.

itsbetterthanabox · 08/03/2014 07:10

I don't get how it affects anyone?!

atthestrokeoftwelve · 08/03/2014 07:28

This almost sounds like a breastfeeding in public thread......................runs away.

BrandyAlexander · 08/03/2014 07:40

On the rare occasions I have put my make up on the train, I had had a little chuckle to myself thinking about the last time there was a thread about this. It went the same way as this one. I always wonder whether people are genuinely minding their own business or are posters on that/this thread.Wink

Slapperatti · 08/03/2014 07:56

Did someone call? Grin As a proud member of Mumsnet Slapperatti I can tell you that 'make up on the train' is a Slapolympic event, along with 'non matching bra and pants' and 'surruptitious scratching of nethers in public'

AmberNectarine · 08/03/2014 08:16

Things I regularly do/have done on the train:

Apply make up
Eat toast
Breastfed a child
Put in contact lenses
Drunk alcohol

Pretty sure I have offended all cross-sections of society with that list.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 08/03/2014 08:17

Surely if it bothers you, look out of the window, read your book, close your eyes, look at someone else.

A true commuter can block out their surroundingsWink

peachysweet · 08/03/2014 08:19

I can think of much worse things to get upset about. It wouldn't bother me unless I was having powder flicked on me or being elbowed by someone applying eyeliner.

HollaAtMeBaby · 08/03/2014 08:36

Absolutely loving "slapperati" - FYI scottish it should be spelt with one T, like glitterati. Do you mind? It's just that I find bad spelling incredibly offensive Hmm. As for people who find the sight of tube making-up so distressing - did you know it's not actually compulsory to look? Bring a book to read ideally one about how to get a grip.

vivatregina · 08/03/2014 08:53

Tampax woman back here. Another reason I dont like it is because it makes the woman, to my eyes, look ridiculously needy and vulnerable. All that primping and preening in front of the mirror finishing with a final flourish and her best 'photo face' as if she was on her own. Much prefer the attitude 'dont bother dear nobody's looking at you'. Once the men in the carriage start on their bottles of toner and moisturiser and a little light tweezering I might have to reconsider.

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