I am going away to stay with friends for the weekend.
Weirdly enough my ex is also staying there (long-term, is back from Abroad and looking for another museum job). I have absolutely no wish to get back with him but do want to look my best so he realises what he ditched from his life.
(Told Dd1 I minded about the faces. She says oh she was trying to make a joke and can't get anything right...I give up.)