Are these really the 20 best coats?

[Stokey]

in today's Guardian. I hope not, I don't think I like any of them. Where have buttons gone this season?

www.theguardian.com/fashion/gallery/2013/sep/06/fashion-coats-autumn-winter-2013#/?picture=416451502&index=0

This is the style and colour of pink coat that would suit me

kellyinthecity.com/spring-coats-lighter-and-brighter/

My new pink coat - I love it.

Oh, is that not what the fashion pundits meant?

A lot of those remind me of picnic blankets. Is that the look this year?

And that green duffel coat is nice - but £275

Am I going to look completely last year in a military style coat? It's petrol blue from Hobbs. Gorgeous...expensive...sniff
These are all hideous apart from the duffel but I have done my duffel to death...

I like the green TopShop one, the long M and S one and the Coral Oasis one . Not the leapord print, or the one with a mirkin stuck on it!

Most of them are pretty awful - and expensive!

What is the point of the sleeveless one?

A gilet, I can understand but this looks unfinished and plain stupid.

The grey one with the fur patch is very odd, great for picking up my cat or guinea pigs so they can snuggle on my chest.