I'm off out this weekend for a friends hen night. I am absolutely broke and have literally nothing to wear
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My choices are absolutely limited. I own one pair of jeans one pair of blue linen trousers and one pair of black trousers. I own a few various coloured t-shirts and vest tops. nothing remotely suitable for an evening out.
I also have a gold lace cardigan and a white shrug.
I am fat
and a bit fed up, please someone send me a fairy godmother or sort me an outfit from the above listed?!