May I present the 'dipped hem' - where the hem at the back of the skirt, dress is longer than that at the front.
Because the knees have always been marginalised! And are due a good airing with a backdrop. 
I hate this trend with a passion and I've NEVER seen anyone who looks good wearing it, not even the models selling the stuff, which makes me wonder why anyone at all fell for it in the first place?
Right - your turn