We as a family have been invited to a 40th Wedding Anniversary party.
Problem is I don't own a dress or heels.
I don't like going clothes shopping, so would prefer to buy online
I am a size 14-16 depending on where I shop
I have huge norks :(
I have a huge bum :(
I would like a dress to hide my shape preferable, but bloody Dresspi, keeps advising skin tight dress, which I wouldn't wear in a million years.
This will also be the 1st time I've been out in about 10 years, and last time I went out I wore a pair of black bootcut trousers and a white jumper, I need something a bit more dressy this time.
Can anyone help me find a nice dress and shoes please?
There are pictures on my profile, please don't laugh or point out my daughters very messy room 
Thank you x