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Crepeys do Christmas...

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oldqueenie · 18/11/2012 15:03

Will this fit the bill. Dull but seasonal?

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bigTillyMint · 18/11/2012 15:09

OQGrin

FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 15:14

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Where are we meeting on Friday then, BTM?

FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 15:15

How is that dull? The first thing that sprang into my mind was "Debbie Does Dallas." Which you all, being fellow hags, will remember.

oldqueenie · 18/11/2012 15:20

is this your permanent new name mrs s?

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bigTillyMint · 18/11/2012 15:21

Debbie Does DallasGrin

I was thinking that there are lots of nice places behind Bond Street tube in St Christophers place... any preferences? And what time would be good, do you think?

FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 15:26

No, I will change back shortly, OQ.

How about 5.30? I should have finished by then. I will PM you my mobile number. We could go to Sofra? Or, indeed any of the bars round there.

oldqueenie · 18/11/2012 15:57

do you think that was in my mind... I must say "Fuck Christmas" is how I feel at the moment... so perhaps thread title is fitting, for me at least Grin. Very Envy of all this talk of west end drinking of a friday evening. Have a large gin for me. is there still a plan afoot to drown post festive sorrows in the new year?

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FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 16:40

I love the lead up to Christmas, but I always feel the actual day is a lot of hard work and somehow a bit of an anticlimax. I am very rigid about our traditions Blush and won't entertain a variation from the norm - so we wouldn't have goose rather than turkey, for example, for a change. It is compulsory to drink Champagne with the meal, and you have cream on your pudding, not brandy butter. We always eat Goulash on Christmas eve, although I may relax and have something else this year. And Boxing Day is always cold food and salad - cold turkey, ham, pickles, salad, coleslaw and mash. Oh and egg and bacon for breakfast. And any deviation from this is likely to turn me into a screaming harridan. And yes, you will eat Brussels sprouts with your dinner because it is traditional. With the option of tinned peas for children. Oh dear!

bigTillyMint · 18/11/2012 16:52

Oooh yes, Sofra! And 5.30 is good for me too Smile

I have just been making Christmas cakes (and mince pies for the freezer) and feeling very unchristmassy. And neither of the DC were here to stir the cake. Harrrummmph.

FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 17:39

I've just put my mincemeat in jars and have labelled my chutney. Unfortunately I had no idea which chutney was which as I had just shoved it all in the cupboard together. Couldn't face making mince pies but did make some vaguely Christmassy spiced muffins and some Christmas Pudding Vodka.

bigTillyMint · 18/11/2012 17:52

Oooh Christmas pudding voddy. Now that might help me feel more Christmassy!

CointreauVersial · 18/11/2012 17:57

As long as you don't mix up your chutney with your mincemeat, MrsS. That would ruin Christmas lunch....

Very good festive thread title, OQ. Ho ho ho.

Blackduck · 18/11/2012 18:51

Hi Hags, I too am Envy at drinks on Saturday...
OQ I am too blugh re Christmas. Haven't bought a single present and have no ideas. I want to run away and hide.
Dining room looks lovely, but loft bedroom is a mess - the new paint has pulled the salts out of the chimney and it is an eyesore (and a re plaster job).

bigTillyMint · 18/11/2012 18:53

DD has just appeared back from a shopping trip to Westfield with a few bags which she has rushed upstairs to hideSmile

motherinferior · 18/11/2012 19:35

Ooh, did I miss something? Are we meeting on Friday? Or wot?

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bigTillyMint · 18/11/2012 19:37

Oooh yess MI, do come! And any other available crepeys - t'would be splendid!

herbaceous · 18/11/2012 19:47

Oh I do wish I would. But I shall be holed up in Norfolk, enjoying such luxuries as a kitchen, and running water.

FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 20:15

Oh yes, MI, please do come. Me, Strops and BTM so far. Plan to meet at Sofra in St Christopher's Place from 5.30. Are you up for it? Grin

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Grincherella · 18/11/2012 21:29

Ha, found you lot in the all new and festive Crepey corner. Yes, drinks and stuff on Friday - hooray! Sofra in St Christopher's Place at 5.30. I shall be the one with straw in my hair, as usual. Grin

Work is v. busy this week (seeing as we had a very quiet time in the first half of last month we are currently not saying no very often) so I shall have earned a drink or 2 by Friday.

I had my (much-dreaded) photo session this morning (this is for business use). Truly, I think I may have a bit of a neurosis about having my photo taken, I hate it so much. Some of the ones I saw didn't look too bad, so I am hopeful that when I get the CD on Wed, I will not scream and cry because I look like a turnip. Here's hoping.

Wonderwoman, good luck in your exam!

Grincherella · 18/11/2012 21:36

Re: Christmas - I am trying to think useful thoughts about it and failing. I have bought a few small presents, but I am not yet really in the mood. Plus my children keep being loathsome, which is not helping me think joyous thoughts about buying them anything. Ds (7) made several 4-letter additions to this week's list of spellings for learning. I asked dh to do his best Victorian Dad impression and tell him off. I have never seen a more feeble telling-off in my life. I fear dh was secretly impressed at the extraordinary breadth of his son's vocabulary.

FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 21:46

Best Christmas song ever:

Sums it up beuatifully.

FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 21:48

"Pour me another...oh don't wag your finger at me..." Grin

I discovered this on 1.fm "Always Christmas" which I can sadly no longer get on the internet radio.

oldqueenie · 18/11/2012 22:42

oh FW that is fabulous!

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FuckingWonderwoman · 18/11/2012 23:00

Yes, I sucked my teeth at that too.

CointreauVersial · 19/11/2012 00:08

I'm Mrs Smug of Smugtown, because I've nearly finished my Christmas shopping (apart from the DCs, but I leave that as late as possible because they change their minds so often).

Good song, MrsS, not as funny as the Asda Christmas ad, though. Wink