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Crepeys Not Crêpes

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Cremolafoam · 06/09/2012 15:38

Oi over here hags

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MrsSchadenfreude · 11/11/2012 12:39

MI - I will be in London for a few days around 21-23 November - do you want me to bring back a jar of mincemeat for you?

motherinferior · 11/11/2012 12:49

Don't worry about mincemeat but perhaps a snifter or two might be in order?

I'm sure you can bear to miss that meeting. Can't your boss go instead of you Grin?

MrsSchadenfreude · 11/11/2012 12:51

Fuck, yes, I will need alcohol. I'm doing an exam and panicking already!

bigTillyMint · 11/11/2012 15:37

MI i like both dresses, but particularly the mocca colour. Unfortunately both the dresses would probably be a tunic on meSad

MrsS, I am now thinking that I should be making my Christmas cakes, but as I was out drinking last night and have been out to a gym comp since 9am, I am not feeling like checking out which ingredients we already have right now.

motherinferior · 11/11/2012 16:26

I could get the first in mocca [helpful] - Mr Inferior likes the first which rather perturbs me.

motherinferior · 11/11/2012 16:26

As in, his taste usually majors on the Skimpy and Unsuitable for a Middle Aged Lady.

CointreauVersial · 11/11/2012 18:35

I like the first one, MI. Looks mighty cosy.

bigTillyMint · 11/11/2012 19:18

CV, you can tell this is a crepey S&B thread when the criteria for choosing a new dress is that it is cosyGrin

CointreauVersial · 11/11/2012 21:29
Grin
herbaceous · 11/11/2012 22:50

Talking of cosy, I tracked down my coat in a Flagship Branch raid on Uniqlo. I have also found a link, which may help explain its allure.

Here, in navy

Blackduck · 12/11/2012 06:04

Oh yes Herbs, nice....
MI I ordered the boat neck dress from Celtic last year - it made me cry :(
I had a good Sunday, cake, 2 dinners and Beetroot side cooked by 11.00! Did some knitting, discussed chocolate bars (ds's home work) and watched rubbish TV.
Up at 5.00 is morning - ahhh - going to be knackered by 10.00.

herbaceous · 12/11/2012 08:04

Re dresses, MI, I like the first one. I only don't like the second one as I have an inexplicable aversion to buttoned plackets.

bigTillyMint · 12/11/2012 17:45

Right, I have some S&B news!!! Well, of the cosy typeGrin

New charcoal cardi, black short-sleeved jumper, grey turtleneck and I have just ordered a "cashmere-blend" dress which has miraculously disappeared from the Uniqlo websiteConfused

MrsSchadenfreude · 12/11/2012 17:48

I have a cardie like that, BTM. It is very useful. I can't open your other links.

bigTillyMint · 12/11/2012 18:32

Angry Ah well, they are GAP merino wool jumpers!

wilbur · 12/11/2012 19:06

MI - I agree with the dress consensus - 2nd one is a bit too nightshirty for me. Herbs - that coat looks great, a very smart duvet (who said that? It made me snort) indeed.

I had a very satisfying weekend - out with ds2 on our own on Saturday morning and he is such a joy one to one (and able to be the very devil when fighting for attention as he so often is Sad). Then to an afternoon movie - James Bond with ds1 and dh - while my lovely best friend looked after ds2 and dd. Then on Sunday we filled the skip and did a huge clearing job. I'm so fired up by the sudden appearance of a side passage round our house that I am determined to carry on and see what else I can unearth. And if that were not enough, I then went to a work thing which was a charity concert version of Our House the Musical followed by drinks at the Savoy and Suggs and various other celebs were there, so I felt VIP for the night. Phew - busy but fun. Smile

motherinferior · 12/11/2012 19:35

I had a run-in with glossy young colleague who thinks I am thick today Sad. I am quite thick on the stuff we had a run-in about Sad.

motherinferior · 12/11/2012 19:36

BD, why did the frock you make you cry? Was thinking of requesting it for Christmas...

Grincherella · 12/11/2012 20:12

I can see you looking v. v. stylish in that coat, herbs. Definitely worth hunting down.

Jolly fine collection of jumper links. I am rather Envy of anyone who can rock a jumper dress. My particular proportions (small, pear-shaped, with an extravagantly large arse) make them a generally unwise choice.

I have half-heartedly re-booked my photo sesh for next w/e. I hope that the big, red, crusty, itchy spots that came with the fluey bug thing will have gone by then. Hmm

My mother cheesed me off yesterday by throwing a mini-tantrum during a phone convo. She got in a temper when I told her that dd had given up CCF (was never going to last, dd so not army material - thank God) and karate. My mother has just been to visit her cousin, all of whose gcs seem to have gone to top-flight public schools and Oxbridge, all passed Grade 8 piano at 2, speak 10 languages and have exquisite manners and lovely gfs/bfs. Oh, and pots of dosh and are all stunningly good-looking. After these visits, she always gets struck down by an attack of "why are my gcs all rude, useless, slacker plebs with about as much polish as a plate of cold baked beans?". I am still rather seething. Granny's parting shot on the phone was "If she can't be bothered to stick at anything, I'm not bothering to get her a Christmas present." Oh yes, because that's a totally useful and grown-up way of dealing with a non-existant problem. Feh. After all, dd manages to be in the top 30 of a year group of over 600, despite having had a bunch of isshoos to deal with. And she isn't a stuck-up little twerp. Harrumph.

motherinferior · 12/11/2012 20:45

Your mum's friend is clearly a pathological liar, you kinow.

Grincherella · 12/11/2012 21:19

Not completely, MI Grin. These paragons of wonderfulness are all too real (although I have heard from another source that whilst their achievements are great, some of the paragons Lack Charm and are entitled little f**kers). They are the reason I can never go to Norfolk, as my sense of failure would then become so acute that I would undoubtedly lose the will to live. Plus, I'm fairly sure meeting these people would cause dh's head to explode with a tsunami of sudden-onset socialism.
Grin
Still hopeful that dd will have the last larf by founding her own plumbing business Grin

Grincherella · 12/11/2012 21:20

Oh dear, I fear I am probably just Envy and it's not very pretty, is it?

oldqueenie · 12/11/2012 21:41

there, there now . However marvellous they are or aren't you don't need all that nonsense from your (d)m, you need her to think and say that her dgc are 110% fabulous. disloyal cow Have a sit down and a large gin. I would be v cross too (and a little hurt).
ps plumbing is imo an EXCELLENT career choice. Have been teling dss this for some time now.

MrsSchadenfreude · 12/11/2012 21:45

Oh these mythical grandchildren of our parents' friends! The ones who, as babies, absolutely adored cabbage ("Anything green, in fact! Loves lettuce!") and wolfed down liver ("Smacks her lips and asks for more!"), became over achieving, precocious little brats at primary ("Ann's grandson wants to be a nuclear physicist when he grows up! I don't suppose your DDs even know what that is, do they?") and on course for a set of A* and straight As at GCSE and A level.

My cousin (whom I love dearly) was always held up to me as a paragon of virtue as a child, on course to get 10 As in her O levels and wanted to be a doctor, so outgoing, such fun, such an extrovert (the subtext here being, clearly, unlike you, you antisocial little cow)... dropped out of school and ran away from home at 15, joined the army at 17, married at 18, divorced at 20. I couldn't resist it, when she dropped out of school, saying to my mother "Do you still want me to be like Z?" And her sister - "S thinks it's very important to be a virgin on your wedding night." S got pregnant the first time she had sex - when she was 17 and clearly out of wedlock, "had to" get married and couldn't be a bridesmaid to Z as she was too big to fit into the dress. My mother was still denying all of this, even at S's wedding, apart from saying coyly "I think she wants to start a family soon." Yes, in three months' time. (I was not a child at this point - if S was 17, I must have been 15.)

Grincherella · 12/11/2012 21:47

Thank you, oldqueenie Grin

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