I don't have a bikini line. I have fronds that get tucked in when I go swimming.
I have also been rejected for two jobs without an interview, and am very much hating my job at the moment. I spent this afternoon going through the 100+ applications from people who are desperate to be my assistant. By getting rid of those who didn't have the language requirement, and those who made grammatical/spelling mistakes in their applications, I got rid of around 40. The job demands experience in, or an interest in XXX. I got rid of another 25 + who didn't mention this in their cover letter or have anything in their CV. Of the 100 I looked at today, I have shortlisted 10 so far, and have another 45 applications to look at tomorrow. I expect to whittle it down to 5 for interview.
I am tempted to get rid of all of those who mentioned that they went to Oxbridge in their first sentence
and those who have done nothing but internships for the past three years (I would rather someone had been working in McDonalds or a nursing home - at least it shows you're not afraid of hard graft).
I do despair a bit when I look at all of these "bright young things" - can't they check their spelling and grammar? Do they not realise that sentences start with a capital letter? And almost all of them have 10 x A* at GCSE, 4 x A at A level and a 1st class honours degree (I was beginning to wonder if anything else is given these days, but then I had one from an applicant who had a 2:1 in her BA Hotel Management and some Bs among her GCSEs.)
And then there will be the annoying ones, who phone persistently to say that they can't understand why they didn't get through the sift, and can you please explain EXACTLY WHY they failed to make the shortlist - hello? I've got a double first from Cambridge, did you not read my application? (As one charmer asked last year!)
Rant over. And Hello Issy - haven't seen you on MN for years! Welcome back!