Want a laugh? Look at these monsters

[drywhiteplease]

Just when they were doing so well, Dorothy Perkins want us to wear these
curtains
Or am I missing something?

All that material on the model who only wears a size 8!

Hells teeth! They're, um, special.

Look at the back view! and the length .........

They are monstrous.

Even though we can only see her bottom half, her body language is all 'let's get it over with sharpish, so I can get them off'.

Nooo

my Nan's old curtains have been reborn

They're very fashionable ATM. I saw it on Lorraine Kelly TV. Everyone who is anyone is wearing patterned trousers! I, personally, wouldn't be seen dead in them, way to make your arse look like circus tent because I know for a fact that in a couple of years people will look back at photos of themselves and think "WTF was I wearing?"

Hello, newbie here. I've been lurking for a while but haven't posted yet. I now feel compelled to....they are awful! I was going to comment on the hideous back view and it seems I'm not the only one to feel like they are particularly tasteful!

Saw a woman in Tesco today wearing this style of 'trousers' she was probably only a size 12 but looked enormous, especially her arse.

Flowery trs are tricky.flowery,half cast palazzo pants....[shocked] and the jump suit!noooooooooo

And the shooooooooes, look at the terrible shoooooes.

Do they think we are reallY that stupid, to wear this hideous dross?

They're the opposite of ultra skinny jeans.

Are they meant to be worn half-mast with heels? I'm wondering if ballet pumps would make the trousers better fitting... Ultimately I conclude the trousers are not worth being made more wearable; they are horrendous!

And the jumpsuit is so vile they couldn't pay someone to model it - goodness, that will take some beating. [Wanders off to google for more hideousness].

Do you think there is a trainee in the design team?

Not any more...

Good god, they are truly awful!

Is it just me or do Dotty Ps have some nasty stuff at the moment?

Agree that the shoes just make it worse

Think they are v hit and miss..........this one being big miss!

These may be worse. Not only is the patterning around the crotch/arse interesting (have a look at pictures 2 & 3), but the price...

Also, OP, I think your title should have contained a warning for anyone of a sensitive nature .

Omg!!! Who would pay £1250 for those?!!!!sometimes I think designers are just testing how stupid we are, emperors new clones etc...

I will just stay unfashionable and stick to me dresses...

Emperor's new clothes not clones!!

yikes Moonlight they are truly scary on all counts

Don't know - would be interesting to find out - if they don't look good on a 5'10" model, then they are not going to look good on anybody. Bet they pop up in the Daily Fail shortly though .

I actually think those Dorothy Perkins trousers are so bad they're good I can't see myself wearing them, but id be majorly impressed if i saw anyone wearing them