Want a laugh? Look at these monsters

[drywhiteplease]

Just when they were doing so well, Dorothy Perkins want us to wear these
curtains
Or am I missing something?

Don't mention the DM I am v cross with them today

Oh? Mind you, anytime I have looked at the site it seems full of idiocy and bile, so I shouldn't really be surprised.

Back to the trousers......just wondering. Need new curtains for bedroom, when they go in sale perhaps I should buy a couple of pairs and hang them up?could make matching cushions!!!!!eek

A couple of pairs should give enough material for two windows, matching tie backs and the cushions I should have thought.

Actually, to save on work, buy one pair of trousers and one jumpsuit - the halterneck on the jumpsuit will do for the tie-backs .

um. i think they're lovely. could be a bit longer but apart from that i'd wear them i know i would because i have a similar pair in black from DP and hav had loads of compliments on them

Yes but "in black" is the key phrase - it's not so much the styling, as others have said, you could get round that by wearing flats, but the curtain material patterning.

Good god they are terrifying. A nightmare in polyester. On the plus side, they might possibly deter insects from torturing you during the summer months. They'd be too scared to approach.

Apocalypse Now pants.

Apologies to those who may like them.

They look like something that used to be in those little leaflets that fall out of he sunday supplements - just why????

If you buy them on impluse then grow to loathe them, they would make a rather attractive teepee/tent for the kids to play in.

Where's the little pully on them to hoist them up?

Just imagine standing on a subway grille a la marylin Monroe !!!!!!!!

Thanks for that image - glad I had just finished eating .

Imagine going comando with them on. The air will get to your bits alright!

Or on the bridge of Titanic...Kate wins let style......would certainly get the ship moving!!!