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My hair looks like shit. What the hell am I going to do?

111 replies

DiddyKnockers · 02/04/2012 20:55

I had my hair cut short 2 weeks ago. I'd been feeling mumsy and frumpy and thought I'd be brave and have my long hair drastically restyled. It just looks so ugly though and I know I won't get used to it. I've taken to wearing baseball caps and bandanas Blush to hide all the clumpy layers at the top and I look foolish.

Hairdresser mentioned extensions but couldn't give me a price - she said somewhere between £400 and £700 Shock. She also said it wouldn't look good because the bonds would be visible.

I look mannish and ugly. I've been thinking of attaching strands of beads to my hair line just so I can scoop the lot back in a ponytail and hide the disaster underneath. I don't care if I look weird or quirky. I need outside the box suggestions here.

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valiumredhead · 04/04/2012 09:18

Dear Lord, I spend FAR too long on MN. OP I dreamt I turned up at your house and sorted your hair out for you like in that link gap posted! It looked lovely then we had a cuppa and a chat and I woke up.

Disclaimer - I am NOT a mad stalker Grin

doctordwt · 04/04/2012 11:18

Mrs De Vere - its' on the link below my post, but if you can't get to it if you google 'Kaboodle, ASOS metal corsage alice band review it will come up - eek says no longer available - BUT scroll down and you can see it :)

Glad you are feeling more hopeful Diddy. Really, you do NOT look awful. Lots of great possibilities with that hair - you have an untrained mop right now but plenty of length to work with. Get adventurous!

YoullLaughAboutItOneDay · 04/04/2012 11:24

MrsDeVere- it's 'I love that band, doctor' (i.e. the poster called doctor), not 'band doctor'. Does that help?

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 04/04/2012 11:51
Grin

I am a fewl.
I thought it would be some amazing hair thing that would solve all my problems.

It is nice though. Unfortunately I have a funny shaped head and hair bands never fit or stick up or just pop off.

piratecat · 04/04/2012 12:32

lol i am imagining a cone head now!! like the film.

Coneheads!!

DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 02:47

I have succumbed to the demon drink tonight - well DS is at his dad's and it's almost the weekend. I am rocking the pirate look right now - big gold hoops and a new bandana with matching lipstick. I think I look sexy and edgy but there isn't enough booze in the world that would get me out the door looking like this.

My wig didn't come today but it should be here tomorrow - please God let it be here tomorrow because I am meeting old friends on Good Friday [prays].

When I get my wig I will upload a pic, plus all the other photos for those that missed the catastrophe.

I still haven't given up on the baseball cap look, although I have found a nicer one than the fake lime green lettered Nike one lent to me by DS.

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jifnotcif · 05/04/2012 08:21

Diddy I think you should be on the stage, all that dressing up. Ahoy Cap'n Diddy!

StrawberrytallCAKE · 05/04/2012 09:54

diddy has the wig arrived yet?

I read your last post and felt like I should say again that perhaps the baseball cap is the wrong way to go? There is no baseball cap in the world that will look good unless you are playing tennis. Ditch the bandana too, it is a very late 90's look.

You have a really lovely face and you should mess around with your hair rather than covering it up. I really mean no offence and hope you don't take any but have a look at the suggestions made by others above as they are very good!

DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 11:56

Ok, the photos are live.

Please don't slag off the wig. I need to hear that it's working for me.

Really, I need compliments on the wig - bottom two pictures Wink

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DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 11:59

Ahh, Strawberry, no offence taken. Sorry I didn't read your post before I posted.

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OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 05/04/2012 12:08

Looks fine to me.
Do you like it?

DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 12:10

Oh MrsDeVere, thank you. I do like it. I cried when I put it on and so did my mum Smile

I haven't slept yet I've been so worried about it.

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OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 05/04/2012 12:15

Diddy you poor old sausage!
It looks fine and I am glad you like it.

I really, really dont think your short hair is horrible either. But I understand what its like.

I can get quite fixated on certain bit of my. Its my teeth atm. They are really upsetting me.

Now get out and have some fun woman! Grin

lemonmuffin · 05/04/2012 12:18

It looks really nice and natural, as if it just blends in with your own hair. Is that a hairband you're wearing with it?

nickschick · 05/04/2012 12:19

Oh you know what? you look fab!! even your short hair is way better than my 'professional' cut that left me looking like brigitte nielsons drunken hairdresser had cut my hair whilst asleep.

Smile your mums lovely!

DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 12:20
Grin

I'm gonna have fun today. I need new make-up and bras and clothes and everything.

I have lost 4 stone recently (since last September) and how did I celebrate - by hacking all my hair off! I still have another 2 stone to lose but I felt bloody great before I did this.

I know my wig looks a bit stupid (please, I don't want confirmation of that) but it's made me feel a bit less exposed and vulnerable. Today I am taking my birthday money out and I'm going to hit the shops.

First bras, then make-up, then clothes. I haven't felt this happy for a long time.

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StrawberrytallCAKE · 05/04/2012 12:20

It looks really lovely!!! Definitely a winner.

StrawberrytallCAKE · 05/04/2012 12:21

It really doesn't look stupid at all, enjoy your shopping trip.

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 05/04/2012 12:22

Sorry, I didnt meant to damn you feint praise Blush

When I said 'fine' I really did mean it looks natural and you look lovely.

DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 12:22

Oh, thank you. I cross posted. I have big tears rolling down my face.

I am really grateful. You've all been so nice to me after I did such a bloody stupid thing. I thought everyone would tell me I'm a drunken idiot and I deserve t look like shit.

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DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 12:26

Oh no, I didn't take it the wrong way MrsDeVere. I want it to look 'fine'. That's what I want. For it to look normal and non-commentable if you know what I mean Smile

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nickschick · 05/04/2012 12:28

new hair,new bra and new lippy = imo a happy confident diddyknockers.

YoullLaughAboutItOneDay · 05/04/2012 12:31

It looks lovely and normal IMO. Not 'wow, what a great new haircut', but 'oh, I like that hairband Diddy', which I suspect is what you want it to look like - not much different from your old hair, yes?

Def start the shopping budget with bras. A good bra makes everything look better. Then decent foundation/tinted moisturiser/concealer (depending how good your skin is). Those two and you're sorted. The rest is just jam, as my gran would say.

DiddyKnockers · 05/04/2012 12:34

The hair band comes with the wig YLAIOD. I love your username, it is very apt.

I'm off out now so I'll remove the photos. Thanks everyone Smile

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Brambule · 05/04/2012 12:37

It looks great. If it makes you feel any better I seriously thought the last two photos were more 'before' pics as I looked at them before I got to the bottom of the thread.

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