Are these stylish?

[BroomForMyChin]

these

Or am I having another a terrible lapse in judgement?

I am I may have to name change.

I would!

God they are really bad and we do get some corkers on here for our perusal but these definitely win

Don't worry Broom...I saw them in the campaign photos and they didn't look as bad as everyone's making out! In fact, I just got a promo email from Clarks featuring them. Still wouldn't wear them but it's hard atm...so much dodgy androgynous/granny stuff out there being marketed as on trend. S&B will keep you right :)

Soooo Miss Marple. For the love of God, please step away now

What about these?

clarks again I really want some comfy shoes.

MissBeehiving don't besmirch the Marple! (sorry OP )

Just asked OH about the new option he says they are like what my granny wears.
please stop looking at the clarks website

It's like some sort of sickness! I need to stop attempting to copy Alexa Chung it is not working! I tried to copy her hair cut last year that was also a disaster

Ok this is totally not like anything you have suggested pg lite I have a pair of these Mary Jane style in white patent) they are the most comfortable shoes i have ever owned. Also every time I wear them i get complements. I've even had someone speed up so she could complements. I know they aren't very trendy:)

That link is taking me to a page with lots of shoes on it hazchem. But thank you for trying to help.

opps
OH is looking a bit worried I think he thinks I'm shoe shopping for me!

At first I thought NOOO! But actually I think they'd look quite good with the "preppy" look. Definitely only with trousers or shorts though, no skirts.

They look comfy hazchem but they aren't very me. I would have put the loafers with a dress/skirt. I clearly have no clue what I'm doing. I'm off to drown my sorrows in some mini eggs.

Alexa would have them with a skirt. I'm clearly too old and boring!

OP I got a really nice pair of brogues in Primark for £8- I didn't want to spend a lot on something I wasn't sure would suit me. They're really lovely.

No way to those cheerful orthopaedic looking ones....

And it's a no from me too

Alexa Cheung looks trendy because she is stick thin and rather gorgeous but I think a lot of the clothes she wears, on normal women, would just look terrible.

I fully expect to be thrown off S and B and onto AIBU for those comments!

That must be where I'm going wrong. I used to be very thin sighs whistfully and I keep forgetting my bones are bigger since having DD plus all that cake for breakfast.

No no no broom did not mean you aren't thin! Just don't get her (apart from mulberry bag that is!)
I actually like the loafer revivals.will find you some.
P.s can I have a mini egg please ?!

I have eaten them all but I have a few Jaffa cakes left that you can help yourself too if your quick.

I like brogues. I love tan brogues. But they'd look like you'd got them from the NHS.

I wear brogues every day with my tights and shorts. Generally MN thinks that I should leave. I don't like your ones and will stick with my £8 primarni ones. I am 37 BTW but look 10 years younger apparently

Why have Clarkes started naming their shoes after NHS Choose and Book passwords? [worried]