What are Mumboots?

[StuckUpTheFarawayTree]

Just wondering... and also wondering if I have any.

Love Mumboots - it's just about all I wear. Only the ones in the initial picture are far too high for me!

I'm sure my boots commit about a million gazillion MN fashion crimes but they are definitely not Mumboots

Mum boots only exist on Mumsnet, therefore they don't exist in the real world!

PS I have 3 pairs of Fly boots, which I didn't even think of buying until I was pregnant as I always used to wear heels with everything. So maybe they ARE mum boots as they were the practical option...

Ahem - Am almost frightened to ask but what's wrong with bootleg jeans?

What's worse is the 'Mom Haircut' I think.

Oh lord I think you're just described my whole wardrobe...

Go on, someone define mum hair and I'll decide if I need to go and hang myself in my Fly boots...

Such as:

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=farm3.static.flickr.com/2364/2382605857_f41967f3e5.jpg&imgrefurl=www.totalmomhaircut.com/&h=500&w=490&sz=146&tbnid=d2fX1Wlpegmy0M:&tbnh=101&tbnw=99&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmom%2Bhaircut%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=mom+haircut&docid=2d2lxVvuAKEmVM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=31oPT7ztF47u-gbxuYm2Ag&ved=0CEMQ9QEwBQ&dur=19" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this

Shit. Recently had a pixie style crop by accident and suspect it might go through a similar stage while I grow it out. Am doooooooomed.

How do you have an accidental haircut, pixie?

Sorry, bint.

I had a groupon haircut and my long hair got totally butchered. Ended up having to have another haircut somewhere decent but had to have the lot off. Turned out alright in the end, I would never have had the balls to go for a crop otherwise but I needed the change.