snort! the mn style shop - quick the manager is on holiday

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waddaya mean riffraff??????? I've just asked a bout a dress

Oi, if you have quite finished chatting amoungst yourselves young ladies, THIS customer would like an sort of Victorian skirt, maybe net or taffeta with decoration but in a sombre colour.

Thank you.

puff, you might have asked in the other shop, not here

aloha, will have a look for you

but don't care much for the tone of voice

I have rights you know

Can you find me a nice top/jumper suitable for an informal christmas dinner. Will either wear black or brown trousers. Pref within £40 max budget, and would like to be able to wear it in year so not too showy.

it's black aloha but it's beautiful

black again but better I think madam

Can you find me a nice short mini shirt in purple with sparkley bits please?

shorter but more colour, love it

soupy, go to the other shop for tarty garments please

Who are you calling a tart? You're the one snogging all and sundry under the mistletoe

plus aloha check out Monsoon occasionwear skirts, quite a few nice ones there

girls, must go make dinner now, sorry, please come back tomorrow or maybe later......

soupy!!!

Hello

I need a short but flattering dress, with sleeves (or at least the top of the arms covered) and not too tight- kinda floaty would be good and some shoes or boots to wear with it please

love that bustle skirt

Frenchgirl is really good at this! And she has a nicer bedside manner than mallory too. I was too scared to come in when mallory was in charge.

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Hello Mrs shop lady

I want a wrap thingy (I'm old) that isn't black but looks good over black stuff. Not too bright. Don't suit yellow or orange, don't like blue much except for turquoise. OK with some patterns but too much swamps me (I'm 5 ft 2.5). Tried Monsoon today, nothing I liked. Anything?

Yes, enid is right on my boots quest! french girl is a genius at new boots links, she did tonnes for me earlier.

Am I really bad to be a still searching for some when I tried a nice (not gorgeous but ok) pair on earlier in...wait for it......Asda! Plain pointy, black leather, about 2-2.5 inch siletto heel (too high to be kitten heels anyway) and they were only £30!

I was just a bit disappionted that Dh didn't have to choose them himself.

Should I just go and get them and save him the agony of shopping?

I have another query, pls
cullottes
yes or no?
they are all over the shops like a rash but I am not sure if I can pull them off or not.
too old/fat?
and if so what shoes/boots to go with them?

Yes but I like seeing fG trying and failing to be scary. Are you really ?

the shop makes me snort too
keep thinking of frannyf explaining it too her dh
"well there are these women that I don't know and we pretend to have a shop..."
then laughing in a superior fashion

It is v funny at times.