Debenhams; doesn't it just make you want to slit your wrists and die?

[FluffyMummy123]

Imagine if thatnwas the ONLY shop you could buy from?!shudder

It's the only place I can get Dior Nude Skin from the oranged lady.

yes OKAY
so apart from make up

its shit

I go in the one in Derby because they do a smashing breakfast in the restaurant.

Where else are you going to get an affordable slice of Designer style, yet, YET, at high street prices? Hmm?

Just walking past makes me have a breakdown. The stench of not-very-recently-fried breakfasts coupled with the rictus grins of the Orange Ladies on the counters is easily wrist-slashing-inducing.

and teh AWFUL deisgner ranges
betty jackson black might be alright but i cant face that matthew williamson stuff

Yes. Ours always makes me feel a bit panicky, like if there was a fire I would definitely be toast.

oh no just looked on line
thats not nice either

lol like a grilled and slightly burned sausage

I sometimes go to the cafe bit of ours when I need to change a particularly bad nappy. They have a proper built-in changing bit instead of flimsy flip-down job.

That's about the best thing I can say about it though

rests case

You too can buy in to the "Rocha.John Rocha Rocha Rocha. John" lifestyle...

Take your point. Have fainted in Debenhams amongst the closely packed clothes rails. Never had the exit and fresh air looked further away

But Rizzo, they 'come with a plaited belt and intricately detailed buckle that truly encapsulates western style'

most department stores are awful aren't they? and you always have to go through the perfume dept first which makes me feel sick

I like that dress iCod.

i think 'who is it aimed at' is the key.

it has NO direction.

mary portas should be airlifted in to rescue them...

red herring

jasper conran triple

frigging john amerindian bloke can't even remember the name doesn't even do it.

rocha!

he had a moment in the late eighties early nineties.

and since then has been shit.

jeans rear view! tee hee

do you think ben de lisi actually has seen that dress? and signed off on his name being attached to it?????

I liked Red Herring (apart from when I keep accidentally ending up in the maternity bit, and spot sothing nice that isn't available in non-pregnant)

And for a long time it was the only place near my parents where you could buy Oasis stuff.

man, those jeans

have just spat food on laptop as those jeans.

FFS.

i hate coast as well. how are they running a business given that their USP is satin prom dresses that you wouldn't be seen dead in since erm...1986?? if then.

They tempt you in with racks and racks of cheap bras for big norks, then you try one on and realise it's shit and offers as much support as a strategically placed hanky, and end up buying a decent Panache one anyway.

And all the kids clothes are covered in "designer" slogans.

And Mantaray is just sub-Fat Face (which is saying something these days) Yummy Mummy, floral turquoise shite.

Having said that, I did get my sister some nice towels in there for Christmas but for clothes...rubbish.

I think rejects from the "Computer says no" school of customer service come to Debs to die actually...