Can't keep up, but what I CAN remember...
Ironing - I don't do it. Send DH's shirts out. Bad luck about everything else.
Shoes on/off? - we are bare foot at home (keeps me on my toes - ha ha - pedi wise, at least). Don't care what guests do, except muddy shoes. Main reason is DD picks up things off the floor, was worse when she was crawling. No doubt have proven myself to be utterly plebeian 
Maternity clothes - I rate the TS Baxter jeans, although do have to hoist them. Better than the DP over the bump shockers that dragged my knickers down w them. Should slash them w scissors as pay back
. My current uniform is TS Baxters, l sleeve Primark stretchy top (£3 each!! Bought about 7 different colours), ballet flats, scarf and FC Lark coat (thanks to Fritzi that I found that, I think). So not v stylish, but is practical (have to run around after DD so no dresses/skirts this time due to knicker flashing worries at playgroup). I 2nd the advice not to buy maternity tops - just size up. I like H&M, Massimo Dutti, Zara and Primark for their stretchy tops/cardis. Loving my charcoal grey open cardi from Gap in merino - so soft and warm.
Plum - have a fantastic time tonight!
Vin - oh, you lovely girl, I hope your first day back goes well tomorrow! Thanks for advice on protecting post-whitened teeth - my chompers are in for an almighty bleaching once babies arrive. I was also a bit
about stories from older ladies and their alcohol / cigarette consumption about 15-20 years ago.
Coathanger for shoes - excellent tip, thank you! These boots don't have a zip, but will use hanger on boots that do.
Forgotten everything else. Although I read the thread and mentally respond ie laugh, smile, think of what I want to say, never get much in a post...