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Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection

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KumquatSalad · 14/01/2021 17:03

Here on stepparenting, we are developing an exciting new range of greetings cards to help express your feelings to the evil stepmother in your life.

Come share your designs with us. There’s a large untapped market out there to be captured. 😁

Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection
Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection
Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection
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KumquatSalad · 17/01/2021 14:36

And a comment that’s appeared in the last few minutes.

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FranCess003 · 17/01/2021 21:53

@harriethoyle

"YOUR toddler? I think you mean your DCS's sibling..."
Cracked me up 🤣
harriethoyle · 17/01/2021 22:32

@FranCess003 it's genuinely one of the most bizarre things I've seen said on here and, frankly, that's saying something 😂

Murraytheskull · 17/01/2021 23:20

I'm so glad for this thread. Being a SM is utterly thankless and after a particularly shit weekend with my stephchildren from hell darling stepchildren, I needed the laugh. Thank you and keep them coming!

Youseethethingis · 17/01/2021 23:49

harriethoyle

@FranCess003 it's genuinely one of the most bizarre things I've seen said on here and, frankly, that's saying something 😂

I feel strangely proud of my husbands ex girlfriends daughters fathers wifes son (my toddler) to have been the trigger for this particular recent comment. Some people are just blind to how utterly ridiculous they make themselves sound, but it did give us all some laughs on the other thread Smile

DeRigueurMortis · 18/01/2021 02:20

From a recent thread.

"Perhaps you would be much happier with a man who doesn't have children. Nothing wrong with that, btw."

Hmm
DeRigueurMortis · 18/01/2021 02:28

Oh and this:

"Come on, surely he just loves his kids and wants to spend tine with them? I hope this is a wind up. No one can be that cold hearted!!"

In response to a SM wanting some notice about when the children will be there for the purposes of feeding them and "selfishly" not having her plans interrupted because the Ex wants a night out.

FranCess003 · 18/01/2021 07:06

I have to say it’s the “you knew what you were getting into”

Yes when I was 26, childless myself, don’t have any step parents myself .. and yes had a million partners with children previously 🙄 ......
I knew EXACTLY what to expect, sure

DecemberSun · 18/01/2021 07:15

"You knew what you were getting into" is such a stupid thing to say. It assumes that the people involved all want the best for all the children

But no one can predict the actions of a bitter and twisted ex who uses her children as weapons. No one expects a woman to be so cruel to her children - yet we see it here every day.

MyCatHatesEverybody · 18/01/2021 07:58

And Disney parenting from the dads, to be fair. That causes a shit load of conflict too. But yes I totally agree “You knew what you were getting into” is stupid to say the least. It’s the most ridiculous, lazy, unhelpful response ever.

KumquatSalad · 18/01/2021 08:17

Yes. Those two were extremely helpful to the OPs.

Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection
Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection
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KumquatSalad · 18/01/2021 08:18

With the full image.

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NewLevelsOfTiredness · 18/01/2021 08:48

I hate to say it but the step parenting card for me would read something like:

"You're totally overstepping the boundaries and being far too involved for a Step Mum..... Oh wait, you're a Step Dad? You wonderful soul, you deserve a medal!"

StCharlotte · 18/01/2021 08:51

Can you do one with "You are giving my children a life most children can only dream of but I will make them hate you."

(Actually) asking for a friend.

MyCatHatesEverybody · 18/01/2021 09:27

Inspired by NewLevelsOfTiredness’s post:

Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection
MyCatHatesEverybody · 18/01/2021 09:37

@StCharlotte

Can you do one with "You are giving my children a life most children can only dream of but I will make them hate you."

(Actually) asking for a friend.

Sounds like a variation of this:
Evil Stepmum’s Greetings Card Collection
StCharlotte · 18/01/2021 09:51

Perfect thank you!

(God what a sorry state of affairs - no pun intended)

aSofaNearYou · 18/01/2021 10:18

@MyCatHatesEverybody I did think we needed an "enjoy playing happy families" one!

BlindMedusa · 18/01/2021 10:39

@MyCatHatesEverybody

Inspired by NewLevelsOfTiredness’s post:
This is brilliant! Love this thread!
KumquatSalad · 18/01/2021 11:34

[quote aSofaNearYou]@MyCatHatesEverybody I did think we needed an "enjoy playing happy families" one! [/quote]
Like this?

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maudspellbody · 18/01/2021 11:46

This is great. What a thankless position this is.

I am, luckily, not a SM anymore, although I have been. My ex's ex used to refer to me as 'his fucking girlfriend.' which was lovely.

I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't ever seem to end. My DMum married my DSDad 20 years ago. They are in their 70s - and now the arguments with family have been about ownership of their parents!

My step dad's mum moved in with them, and my DM cared for her for 3 years until she died.

When she died, she left £10k to each of her 3 grandchildren and gave the rest to my DMum and DSDad.

My DM and DSD very generously decided that they wanted to pass on their money to their children (3 on each side) now - when we need it most - rather than wait until we inherit, so split the rest of their inheritance 6 ways.

The fallout brought out a really nasty side in the other side of the family. The money was DSGrandmother's not my usurping, interfering DM's. She was ok to provide care, but was not, in any circumstance, allowed to benefit from her husband's inheritance and certainly, us grabby step siblings shouldn't see a penny.

It was horrible. Mum ended up giving them the lot to keep the peace, even though they had already had their own inheritance.

It's all silly. My own DGM is still alive and I'm not remotely fussed about what my DM does with any money from her. I hope she takes my DSDad on a lovely, extended holiday - and if they want to dole it out to my step-siblings then that's their choice!

So step-parents beware... there are even more issues to look forward to!

KumquatSalad · 18/01/2021 11:46

Thanks MN. My phone is being really crap at uploading things today.

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KumquatSalad · 18/01/2021 11:57

@maudspellbody

This is great. What a thankless position this is.

I am, luckily, not a SM anymore, although I have been. My ex's ex used to refer to me as 'his fucking girlfriend.' which was lovely.

I hate to break this to you, but it doesn't ever seem to end. My DMum married my DSDad 20 years ago. They are in their 70s - and now the arguments with family have been about ownership of their parents!

My step dad's mum moved in with them, and my DM cared for her for 3 years until she died.

When she died, she left £10k to each of her 3 grandchildren and gave the rest to my DMum and DSDad.

My DM and DSD very generously decided that they wanted to pass on their money to their children (3 on each side) now - when we need it most - rather than wait until we inherit, so split the rest of their inheritance 6 ways.

The fallout brought out a really nasty side in the other side of the family. The money was DSGrandmother's not my usurping, interfering DM's. She was ok to provide care, but was not, in any circumstance, allowed to benefit from her husband's inheritance and certainly, us grabby step siblings shouldn't see a penny.

It was horrible. Mum ended up giving them the lot to keep the peace, even though they had already had their own inheritance.

It's all silly. My own DGM is still alive and I'm not remotely fussed about what my DM does with any money from her. I hope she takes my DSDad on a lovely, extended holiday - and if they want to dole it out to my step-siblings then that's their choice!

So step-parents beware... there are even more issues to look forward to!

This is awful 😱.

Luckily, hell will be freezing over before MIL moves into my house (DH couldn’t live with her either). And there’s no way she’d leave me any inheritance! I say ‘luckily’ but what that actually means is ‘she hates me anyway’. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I can anticipate those sort of financial issues in the future. If DH were to die while the DSC are still children, then I dread to think the crap that’ll come at me from his ex and MIL. He’d better not die until he’s properly old!

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