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[ConfessionsOfaFlask]

The Bonus Mums (BoMs) Wine drinking thread is now resuming normal service on SP.
Take a seat on our Passive Agressive Furniture and pour yourself a nice .

Cakes and Double G&Ts are also welcome.

Well I just have - after having sent DH out to get a bottle!

It has been quiet - was thinking of starting a new thread with an OP to invite all the new SPs on.

Oui!

evening ladies

I'm determined to fill that thread

I'm on white tonight

DH working late.

Right, I've opened it.

Did anyone else see the thread where someone posted a huge message of bile about some of the more regular Mners?

nope

Where ?

That sounds dreadful.

HELLO!

Its been deleted, but it was someone with a real axe to grind. I didn't see it as it was deleted quick smart, but I saw the fall out.

Bit cowardly really.

Anyhoo, this is a nice fluffy thread for drunkards nice fluffy people!

MN has been weird lately....does that mean I've become too much of a regular ?

Not regular....more....erm..common!

would you like a straw?

Yes please, just hand me the Evian bottle.

You want to turn water into wine?

Sorry love, it's been done. I'm sure I read about it somewhere...

I think you need to cast an expelliamus and quick.

tut tut MJ and Babyheave

I know. Can't leave her a lone for a moment!

ARGH!!!

If DSD tells people once more she has no toys or hardly any toys here I may just
carry out what she says and remove ALL toys from her room!!!!

I sorted her room out in so she could see all of them to avoid that but nooooooo she's still not got many apparently!!

She told her mum last weekend she didnt want to to go to her dads because he had no toys for her, luckily her mum didnt believe her and told DP but its just one more thing to deal with.

Any ideas how to handle it?

Any of you boms about?

on fb now, was sorting DS out.