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[ConfessionsOfaFlask]

The Bonus Mums (BoMs) Wine drinking thread is now resuming normal service on SP.
Take a seat on our Passive Agressive Furniture and pour yourself a nice .

Cakes and Double G&Ts are also welcome.

Yay - im actually off for a walk to the shop purely for quavers now..

Hmmm can I sit the dancing on tables out please.. balance was shot before pregnancy, now im just screwed

Hello everyone!! How are you all doing?

Hello, just marking my place.

Have a lovely rant for you but will put it on FB when I get a min. Suffice to say that if DSS's mum had been any where near me on Monday she would have got bitch slapped into next week...

Hi Kara

Hope you and LO are doing well... Oh dear that doesnt sound good

Rant written, it is a long one....

FFS

:( some people just like making life difficult!!

Shes lovely btw

I know... talk about raining on our parade!!!
DH was really upset, he hadn't slept in 48 hours and was running on sugar and caffeine so this was the last thing we needed!

I can now see why you wanted to bitch slap her

Did I hear there was a gonna be a bitch-slappin'?

Yeeeehaaaaa!

She sounds utterly selfish.

Morning ladies

Morning all ! Having a bit of a freak out, went to Parents evening for DDs transition to Junior School- And realised my baby is off to Junior school!

Oh no :( she's growing up now!!

Well ive been shopping for free stuff this morning I went through all my magazines/leaflets/parenting club crap last night and got ALL the vouchers out of them still got more to get later but couldnt handle going to tescos aswell as boots and asda lol

Awww Ginandwater!

DS has been fab mostly, though we have had a few tantrums.
He is really growing up, bless him. He is still my baby boy though!

getting old are we gin?

Wait till they go to Uni!

Well DBD1 is off to Secondary in sept- it will be fun having both of them transitioning

Although, that said, I was really worried about DBD1's lack of maturity and wondered how she would cope but now, in the last 4 months, she's grown boobs and pubic hair changed sooo much I think she will be okay fine. Well that's apart from the shock of being the little fish in the big pond all over again.

I felt old last year when DS started school and now I can't believe he's almost finished his first year.

Can I do the first YAY it's FRIDAY tomorrow?

Yay!

Ive put a rant on FB :(

I can't see the rant, but my FB keeps effing the group up and hiding posts.

oh FFS, its probably my end, it didnt post the first time so I wrote it out again, and now its vanished!! Then again it did that with a reply to a friend too..

Im more chilled now but exW keeps chopping and changing times at the weekend due to DSDs social life, and DP doesnt seem at all bothered. But then I suppose he knows if he challenges her and she stops contact again he'll have to take it back to court which he really doesnt want to do.

BH - DH's ex and DH ended up having a row over the phone not long after I gave birth about when DSS was returning back home. It was not nice. Basically it was all mixed messages and mis-communications that just escalated.

DSS is coming up next weekend, however he will be coming up Sat teatime and going home Sun teatime, and he will be sleeping in DS's room on a made up bed - it has been made clear that my mum is staying in his room.

C doing very well only waking up 2-3 times a night for a feed DS used to wake up more like 4-5 times at this age!!

Where is everyone ?

I haven't been on here for ages. Hi all!
Ginandwater were you someone else before? Well clearly not someone else, but you know what I mean!

And whatever happened to suda???

Helloooo!

I need you to answer an important question. Do I open the red wine on a work night?