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[ConfessionsOfaFlask]

The Bonus Mums (BoMs) Wine drinking thread is now resuming normal service on SP.
Take a seat on our Passive Agressive Furniture and pour yourself a nice .

Cakes and Double G&Ts are also welcome.

11 1/2 weeks :) not long at all now

I was always so impatient by the last 10 weeks it drove me mad. I just wanted the baby to arrive already.

Then when they were there I wished I could pop them back in for a couple of hours just to catch up on some sleep.

Awkward like that!

Winter - your pics are amazing!!

Still no action here though :( 38+5 today

What number is it KST?

DS was very late and arrived the day before I was due to be induced. DD made up for it by being very early.

Are you getting Braxton Hicks yet?

Yeah have plenty of BH,getting more intense. Just fed up now because my back aches, gretting up early because hips ache and I just wander around looking like a fat useless whale.
Doing anything strenous plays havoc with my back!!

Thanks you lot, I loved the scan :) would go again at 32 weeks if DP would let me lol

Spent last night in marternity ward been checked over thanks to my bloody dog taking me out and me dropping like a sack of spuds!!

Kara I hope it happens soon for you, then you get to have cuddles with little baby :) and hopefully aches and pains will go.

Well ladies - my cyst has gone, disappeared, no longer there I have been put back to midwives and unless I receive a call regarding anti-d after my fall on Sunday I dont have to go back to the hospital

Kara hope you are ok x

Winter that is excellent news !!!

Kara ? Any news ?

I'm fine, no action yet. 39 weeks exactly today.

Great news on the cyst!!

Yes, brill news about the cyst.

39 weeks eh...

Right everyone, its the "When will baby KaraST appear" sweepstake!

You can choose any day from tomorrow and for the next 3 weeks.

Winner gets sod all apart from the glory of being right - unless I can think of something better.

Who's in? I choose the 8th June.

OH the glory!

ok, I'm going for 40 +3 which is.....

10 June 2011 (I have to put the year in just in case KaraST is an elephant )

Oh and ,........

ooohh n e w b a b y....

hmmmm im going for 3rd June :)

sorry Kara we're all having fun at your expense!! Please forgive us

oh and thankyou about the cyst, DP has me under 'taking it steady' orders and doggy isnt allowed to run in the fields unless DP has hold of me

Hopefully the remaining 11 weeks will go past problem free now, although i have caught the lurgy so feeling sorry for myself today.

Hehehehe!

I'm saying nothing...

I'm going for 7th of June.

Well I am tempting fate today, travelling 25 miles away for cake at an MN meet up and I have got some meat out of the freezer to cook for tonight's dinner

Kara, you're not going to do anything to "hurry" your baby along are you?

There should be rules in place...

No taking of cod liver oil,
No hot spicy foods,
No trampolining,
and absolutely no ahem , you know, any other form of bouncing around

yoshi would that be the bouncing around that got her in this position

Kara sods law will be today then

You cross your legs girl, you hear me ?!

yoshi-it's great to have you back. You've been missed.

Have a nice time Kara...

LOL - yoshi, you realise you have given me a few more ideas

I'm having a bit of an identity crisis today...

I'm confused- Bitch or Cow...

LOL what have you been doing?