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Klaxon- what is this that just exploded in my bottom? Warning- pic included

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skellingtonjack · 27/10/2022 20:06

On Monday I started to have a pressure feeling in my bottom. Thought it might be piles so popped a bit on Anusol on.

Felt sore on Tuesday and then yesterday was in absolute agony. I can only describe it as a massive egg shape with a sausage shape going up from my anus that we're getting bigger and bigger.

Tried to get in with GP and Urgent care with no luck so thought a long bath might soothe it. Got into bed after dosing up on codeine but still in excruciating pain. Then turned over and it literally exploded into my pj bottoms in a mass of clear liquid & blood. Instant relief.

Tried to get in with GP today- no luck. Asked for antibiotics and explained I'm worried about infection because of where it is. Won't be able to fit me in- try again tomorrow.

Pic from today shows it has burst through the skin and has areas of pus on it. It doesn't reach inside my anus- just stretches upwards from it. Not even sure what it could be. The pain isn't as bad, but is painful around the age of the "sausage" that burst.

What would you do?

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Centralperky · 01/12/2024 17:58

This thread has had me in stitches after a really rubbish day 😂 thanks OP and the other posters!

Manyindigowings · 03/12/2024 16:38

Glad all is well op. Wonder if this thread should be moved to ‘Classsic’, for indeed it a classic and pearl of social media.

overthinkersanonnymus · 04/01/2025 00:20

eatyourcrustspls · 29/10/2022 21:24

Is that your actual arsehole? Dear lord 😂😂😂

😂😂😂 this is the first comment I've actually laughed me head off at

Mumoftwoboysaged4and5 · 24/01/2025 17:10

I know this thread is old, but it’s definitely a classic. Best set of comments I’ve ever read on here 🤣🤣

DailyEnergyCrisis · 01/02/2025 21:18

ScarierThanBoo · 30/10/2022 01:19

Love the pearl clutching over an arse, not as if any one here is going to recognise it!

"Ooh that bumhole doesn't half look like our Sharon's"

Keep it clean and dry if possible until you can urgently see a GP op.

Funniest thing I’ve read in absolutely ages- thanks for that 👏

Nonaynevernomore · 02/02/2025 01:13

ScarierThanBoo · 30/10/2022 01:19

Love the pearl clutching over an arse, not as if any one here is going to recognise it!

"Ooh that bumhole doesn't half look like our Sharon's"

Keep it clean and dry if possible until you can urgently see a GP op.

😆

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