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Klaxon- what is this that just exploded in my bottom? Warning- pic included

31 replies

skellingtonjack · 27/10/2022 20:06

On Monday I started to have a pressure feeling in my bottom. Thought it might be piles so popped a bit on Anusol on.

Felt sore on Tuesday and then yesterday was in absolute agony. I can only describe it as a massive egg shape with a sausage shape going up from my anus that we're getting bigger and bigger.

Tried to get in with GP and Urgent care with no luck so thought a long bath might soothe it. Got into bed after dosing up on codeine but still in excruciating pain. Then turned over and it literally exploded into my pj bottoms in a mass of clear liquid & blood. Instant relief.

Tried to get in with GP today- no luck. Asked for antibiotics and explained I'm worried about infection because of where it is. Won't be able to fit me in- try again tomorrow.

Pic from today shows it has burst through the skin and has areas of pus on it. It doesn't reach inside my anus- just stretches upwards from it. Not even sure what it could be. The pain isn't as bad, but is painful around the age of the "sausage" that burst.

What would you do?

OP posts:
skellingtonjack · 27/10/2022 20:08

Sorry- here’s the pics (apologies in advance)

OP posts:
lannistunut · 27/10/2022 20:08

I would ring 111 and ask for urgent care or similar, it surely shouldn't be left without a check.

JelloFishy · 27/10/2022 20:10

Yeah I'd call 111 too. You probably should have antibiotics for that.

Vapeyvapevape · 27/10/2022 20:16

Looks like a perianal abscess , I'd get a doctor to have a look.

Blablablaaaaa · 27/10/2022 20:51

Call 111 and ask to see out of hours Gp

LovedFedAndNoonesDead · 29/10/2022 09:34

Definitely get seen by OOH or walk in centre. If it’s a perianal abscess it may need draining, cleaning and packing until it heals. They are notoriously awkward because of their location and tendency to get repeatedly infected if not dealt with properly.

ChocChipOwl · 29/10/2022 20:25

I'm just stunned you've posted a photo of your arse in here - warning or no warning! There's gotta be a limit surely? Even on here

eatyourcrustspls · 29/10/2022 21:24

Is that your actual arsehole? Dear lord 😂😂😂

ScarierThanBoo · 30/10/2022 01:19

Love the pearl clutching over an arse, not as if any one here is going to recognise it!

"Ooh that bumhole doesn't half look like our Sharon's"

Keep it clean and dry if possible until you can urgently see a GP op.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 31/10/2022 01:14

I'd go to urgent care tomorrow, you'll need antibiotics at the very least.

EmilyGilmoresSass · 31/10/2022 07:48

ScarierThanBoo · 30/10/2022 01:19

Love the pearl clutching over an arse, not as if any one here is going to recognise it!

"Ooh that bumhole doesn't half look like our Sharon's"

Keep it clean and dry if possible until you can urgently see a GP op.

🤣🤣🤣

VollywoodHampires · 01/11/2022 23:55

ChocChipOwl · 29/10/2022 20:25

I'm just stunned you've posted a photo of your arse in here - warning or no warning! There's gotta be a limit surely? Even on here

😂😂😂 hope you’re feeling better OP

Conkersareback · 02/11/2022 04:54

ScarierThanBoo · 30/10/2022 01:19

Love the pearl clutching over an arse, not as if any one here is going to recognise it!

"Ooh that bumhole doesn't half look like our Sharon's"

Keep it clean and dry if possible until you can urgently see a GP op.

GrinGrinGrin

Mariposista · 03/11/2022 14:55

Gosh some people are so precious about a bum! Like they don't have one themselves!
I hope you feel better OP. Ouch!

denpark · 05/11/2022 01:01

ScarierThanBoo · 30/10/2022 01:19

Love the pearl clutching over an arse, not as if any one here is going to recognise it!

"Ooh that bumhole doesn't half look like our Sharon's"

Keep it clean and dry if possible until you can urgently see a GP op.

Best comment I think I've ever read on MN! You win the internet! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lindengericht · 09/11/2022 22:18

skellingtonjack · 27/10/2022 20:08

Sorry- here’s the pics (apologies in advance)

Did you seek medical attention @skellingtonjack ?

skellingtonjack · 10/11/2022 07:24

Hi there. I did manage to get in at the Doctors and it was indeed a perianal abcess.

I had a weeks antibiotics and made sure I kept it v clean and I'm extremely lucky that it's gone away on its own without surgery.

Thanks for all the advice

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PearlclutchersInc · 12/11/2022 09:34

eatyourcrustspls · 29/10/2022 21:24

Is that your actual arsehole? Dear lord 😂😂😂

I'm impressed by how flexible she was to take the pics😁

BedTaker · 12/11/2022 21:05

I was just about to ask, how did you take that photo? We need a diagram.

PeloFondo · 12/11/2022 21:12

BedTaker · 12/11/2022 21:05

I was just about to ask, how did you take that photo? We need a diagram.

Phone, swap to front facing camera, use the timer
I've done it trying to take a pic of a spot on my back!

claudiasfringe33 · 12/11/2022 21:35

ChocChipOwl · 29/10/2022 20:25

I'm just stunned you've posted a photo of your arse in here - warning or no warning! There's gotta be a limit surely? Even on here

You're on sporner corner. This place isn't for you dear. Move on.

almondfinger · 23/11/2022 14:23

I laughed out loud at this this thread. I opened the pic and thought ‘you are one brave woman to post pics of your arse’ and then the comments. I wish we could thumbs up comments.

more importantly I hope your bum is back to normal.

going to the toilet must have involved lots of deep breathing.

pollyglot · 04/01/2023 04:30

I feel your pain, OP. Absolutely excruciating. Doc told me it was piles. It wasn't, and exploded just like yours. Then I had another. Bloody hell. Take care. Hot baths are your friend.

RicherThanYews · 05/01/2023 22:39

Glad you're feeling better and all sorted now Sharon x

Toker · 01/12/2024 11:10

RicherThanYews · 05/01/2023 22:39

Glad you're feeling better and all sorted now Sharon x

😂😂😂