Anyone want to see a navel stone? (Warning: photos!)

[ProperHurl]

My adult DD has just birthed removed a navel stone and it's the grimmest thing!! It's like an egg made of waxy stuff, full of hair!
There has been much screaming/squealing from both of us
Is there some kind of Sporners trophy we can win??

I like the use of a ruler to indicate size - very professional

@Chrysanthemum5

I like the use of a ruler to indicate size - very professional

I've been reading these threads for a long time, I knew what would be expected of me should I ever be fortunate enough to have something to post!

DD is very happy to have brightened up most of your lives with her alien horror twin bellybutton gunk!!

Well! I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad that there is currently nothing lurking in my bb

I'd probably keep that in a Tupperware and have a little sniff every now and then tbh

That's an impressive umbolith! My DH had one but was convinced he'd pulled some kind of strange insect out of his belly button. I tried to explain it to him but was having none of it!!!!!

Oh wow... was this difficult to remove? It looks like it was buried deep in there!

@JollyHostess

Do not Google, they look like cockroaches.

I was listening to a podcast today which mentioned in passing that bellybuttons are generally so filthy that one man had bacteria in his that is only found in soil in Japan -and he had never been to Japan.

I keep getting a smelly belly button and it smells like bad breath! I’m not sure why as I clean it and I can’t feel anything in there but now I keep doing a sniff test and it usually honks, luckily not to the point where you can smell it, it’s only if I poke some tissue in and sniff the tissue.

Blimey.

Beautifully gross! I’m quite jealous.

Ooer! I once woke up fiddling with my belly button wondering how Monster Munch crumbs had gotten in there.

Turns out it was oozing and crusting.

Preferred to believe it was Monster Munch.