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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

KLAXON! it's delightfully disgusting!

59 replies

DoubleNegativePanda · 09/06/2016 02:16

This began life as a spider bite, but within 24 hours had bloomed into an infected, terrific (yet hideously painful) boil. I have been to the doctor and am now taking horse-size antibiotic pills. The doctor said to expect that it will either a) erupt on its own or b) I will need to come in to have it drained and cleaned. In either case I will do my utmost to document the experience for you, my nasty lovelies.

KLAXON!  it's delightfully disgusting!
OP posts:
NapoleonsNose · 10/06/2016 20:38

That is going to be beautiful when it pops!

Imnotacelebgetmeouttahere · 10/06/2016 20:39

Ahem - place marking

bellissimiaow · 11/06/2016 10:31

Wow this is going to be brilliant! An actual video, I'm excited! Pleeeeease can you give us an EST (expected sporn time) op?

BigDamnNCFail · 12/06/2016 13:00

Any videos news, OP?

almostthirty · 12/06/2016 13:03

I'm pulling up a seat (with splatter shield), ready and waiting for the video!

ChopsticksandChilliCrab · 12/06/2016 13:12

Wow what a beauty, looking forward to the update Grin

PolkaHeart · 12/06/2016 14:24

Op, I'm really ill & think a video is the only thing that will make me feel better.

It's your duty as a fellow Sporner Grin

PoisonWitch · 12/06/2016 15:07

Rubs legs in delighted disgust.

Tiggywinkler · 12/06/2016 15:11
YoureSoSlyButSoAmI · 12/06/2016 15:21

Have never place marked so shamelessly.

MrsHathaway · 13/06/2016 14:16

GPs are open today.

wearymum73 · 13/06/2016 19:44

This one needs the hot glass bottle treatment!

BankWadger · 14/06/2016 10:05
SpaceDinosaur · 14/06/2016 13:23

God don't just squeeze it.... Heat it, lance it and let it escape... Envy

fudgesmummy · 14/06/2016 13:29

Not marking my place at all...... Grin

almostthirty · 14/06/2016 16:46

Well???

KateLivesInEngland · 14/06/2016 16:54

C'mon!! Grin
I hope we didn't miss the fun!

therootoftheroot · 14/06/2016 16:55

magnesium sulphate paste and a big plaster will have that oozing in no time

torthecatlady · 14/06/2016 17:07

That spider can get lost right now WinkEnvyPretty sure Texas is now off my list of places to visit Wink

LuluJakey1 · 14/06/2016 22:48

Personally, I would not squeeze. Do you happen to have a scalpel- it needs slicing open and the blade pushed in- it will come out easily if you do that- pressure on the surrounding tissue and a good slosh of dettol afterwards. Bob's your uncle!

user1456925105 · 14/06/2016 22:54

Oooooo look at this 《《《《《 It's my first ever shamless place mark, (or placemark of any kind but i prefer the shameless kind).

It is currently 16:54 in Texas btw...

ARichVernacular · 14/06/2016 23:10

Envy I got bitten by a spider here in London and it didn't do anything nearly as exciting.

Ookmybanana · 14/06/2016 23:54

Sporn? Yes!
Spiders? Nope!

I await news of the puss geyser...

ellenanora5 · 15/06/2016 03:59
Hmm

(wanders in late at night hoping for update)

(wanders out again)

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 15/06/2016 19:16

Oh my god! How did I miss this last week? OP, please come back and provide us with video evidence of it erupting. Pretty please?

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