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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
fishybits · 23/07/2015 21:15

Easy Jaffa cake

informer365 · 23/07/2015 21:19

fresh shortbread hahaha

Gedge · 23/07/2015 21:22

Norty Bourbon!

miaow123 · 23/07/2015 21:22

Easy Jaffa cake!

jennie1984j · 23/07/2015 21:34

Lil rich

rupert23 · 23/07/2015 21:39

King Bourbon

cistolic · 23/07/2015 21:40

Serious Crunch

tpyn1990 · 23/07/2015 21:45

Trouble Tea
Lil Tea
Fresh Tea

sarah861421 · 23/07/2015 21:46

King jaffa - sounds quite cool

robinson131 · 23/07/2015 21:48

Cool king

boo36 · 23/07/2015 21:54

Norty Shortbread he loves singing punk songs using his ukelele!

fairyelephantswellies · 23/07/2015 21:56

Cool Custard Cream, Fresh 'Nicey'-Nice and Ace 'Pickupa' Penguin Grin

pfcpompeysarah · 23/07/2015 22:02

Joker Cookie.. hmm, doesn't exactly have a ring to it does it!!

LEE88 · 23/07/2015 22:03

Lil Dodger!

gemima27 · 23/07/2015 22:07

ice baby ...... i know a song about that... how funny

freefan · 23/07/2015 22:08

DJ Princess

tubbss · 23/07/2015 22:16

Joker Wagon

iwasyoungonce · 23/07/2015 22:18

DJ Digestive and Serious Bourbon.

Grin
CatatonicLadybug · 23/07/2015 22:24

Easy Whirl.

tamalyn1 · 23/07/2015 22:26

cool tea lol

Libradragon2 · 23/07/2015 22:26

Ace whirls

Cool whirls

Young whirls - very outspoken 5 year old, who continually puts Cool Whirls in her place (17). Often telling her she should be wearing make up, to change her clothes or even questioning where she has been.

MC whirls - 2 year old twin of Joker Whirl, favourite saying is 'I said.... do i have to count?' whilst wagging his finger

Joker whirls

salvagebrav · 23/07/2015 22:28

Joker Cream

MuggedByTheSleepThief · 23/07/2015 22:29

Wicked nut

leanneth · 23/07/2015 22:29

Cool club and hard hobnob (used dh's biscuit!)

MuggedByTheSleepThief · 23/07/2015 22:30

Or
Trouble cream