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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

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LadyBoo80 · 23/07/2015 22:32

Gangsta Digestive! DS is 7. We were trying to leave the house the other day but I couldn't find my car keys. I eventually found them and DS and I headed out towards the car. He got to the car before me and said in a very loud voice -"Oh come on mum, what are you waiting for? A written invitation?" X x x

Romaman · 23/07/2015 22:32

King Bourbon Sounds more regal than rapper.

KittyKat88 · 23/07/2015 22:37

MC Cream!! Grin My DD would be very impressed with that rapper name! She was totally badass at her Reception class Christmas nativity last December - despite being one of the youngest in her class, she stood on stage and sang a solo! She had the best hip action in town too, as many parents commented on what a great bottom wiggle she did! Brilliant Smile

leoteddy · 23/07/2015 22:37

Ace Rusk! Bless her

YerTiz · 23/07/2015 22:40

Wicked Nut & Serious Nut

Mulligrubs · 23/07/2015 22:45

Easy cookie

jemmalouise · 23/07/2015 22:52

Serious Jaffa

Lurleene · 23/07/2015 22:56

I have a Trouble Dodger and Baby Bourbon in my house.

SLINKYDREAMER · 23/07/2015 23:12

Rich Tea

pusinky · 23/07/2015 23:23

Fresh Dodger

sweir123 · 23/07/2015 23:41

ACE BON

deepcmum · 23/07/2015 23:43

Rich Tea

lynsmagoo · 23/07/2015 23:49

Ace Hobnob!

jumike2 · 23/07/2015 23:51

MC Dodger

GammonAndEgg · 24/07/2015 00:03

Easy Bourbon.

Can't say that has any kind of ring to it!

slwest8804 · 24/07/2015 00:07

Serious Shortbread!

daylight · 24/07/2015 00:52

Underground Oreo
MC Oreo

Solo · 24/07/2015 00:55

Joker Nut and Wicked Nut. Hmmmmm...nah!

empire11 · 24/07/2015 01:41

Ace jaffa, not very cool to my mind.

Lindseymorris29 · 24/07/2015 05:41

Wow Wicked Penguin love it Grin

inspiron42 · 24/07/2015 06:09

Trouble digestive

ScrambledEggAndToast · 24/07/2015 06:34

Norty Nob Grin My DS (12) would laugh his head off at that!!

Mel0Drama · 24/07/2015 06:54

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bangingthedrums · 24/07/2015 07:03

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alabaster002 · 24/07/2015 07:04

Queen Gangsta - wicked!