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ShinyHappyRocketsGoingBANG · 02/11/2006 11:46

(a thread like this was the first I ever encountered on MN and I cried with laughter and relief. So can we have another one? It's too long ago to be able to find and resurrect..)

You know you have an SN child when...

..everything in your house is getting higher and higher in order to keep it out of harm's way.. so high that even poor-little-short-DH can't reach some things...

.. your storage cupboards are fixed together with hair bobbles...

..you have a whole filing cabinet devoted to the your SN child's various reams of paperwork...

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Blu · 06/11/2006 10:55

You know that AFOs are not an inter-galactic vehicle from a sci-fi film
You feel as if you could pass GCSE greek and latin , as you comunicate fluently in language like paediatric orthorpaedic, fibula hemimelia, calcaneum, dorsiflexion, and congenital talipes equinovrus.

MrsForgetful · 06/11/2006 11:32

a friend sees what you have in your trolley (she has food as recommended by THAT t.v chef....)
whereas you have jars of chocolate spread,plain crisps,white bread,sugar,chicken nuggets and as many 'E' numbers as possible- and a token carrot or two......

and if your lucky she advises you to substitute the chocolate spread for something at the health shope 'which would be muchbetter for him'...'make him less hyper'......

and he 'will just get used to it!'

ShinyHappyRocketsGoingBANG · 06/11/2006 12:03

...when you read a thread on a parenting forum in which a another parent is being criticised for what she fed the poster's little darling for lunch.. and all you can actually think is that 'my child will never get invited anywhere for lunch.. '..

..you have to take your SN child into your NT DD's new junior school for the first time to speak to the someone in the office, and all the children stare silently like they've never seen a disabled child before.. while he waves and grins and shouts 'hiya!' at them.. and then you spend all day worried that DD is going to be given grief all day.. because, unlike the infants, some of the junior kids and mean and nasty.. (and they all stared even more when he flung his arms around DD to hug and kiss her goodbye and she was giggling about the torrents of dribble!)

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MrsForgetful · 06/11/2006 12:12

(yes shiny...i am always feeling guilty when i read posts that describe whta their kids can and more importantly WILL eat...as they WILL do what they are TOLD...unlike mine that are spoiled wrotten cos i still cut the crusts off their bread!!!!)

Jimjams2 · 06/11/2006 12:31

aww shiny. My biggest fear about inviting other kids back to our house is that ds1 will lead to the piss being ripped out of ds2/ds3, or that he will be treated badly in his own home. It's a stuggle to meet everyone's needs.

dinosaur · 06/11/2006 22:59

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MrsForgetful · 06/11/2006 23:27

NO!!!!!Dino....No!!!!

Fattymumma · 07/11/2006 00:30

...When yuor Ds comes bounding down teh corridor when you cme to collect him shouting something you can't understand, as he gets nearer you see the hugest smile on his face and he is waving a yellow peice of paper.
the TA opens the door and shouts that he has got 4 stickers!! and HEAD TEACHERS SIRSTICKYFOOT (cetificate lol)

and you just want to cry as its the first time he has ever had anything from the (lovely) head other than an exclusion letter.

(in fact as soon as you get to the car you give him the biggest hug and start blubbing)

FioFio · 07/11/2006 13:11

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ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 08/11/2006 00:10

Oh PML Fio.. and bless! When my lottery numbers come up she shall have it! I hope you can remember which one it is..

MrsForgetful · 08/11/2006 09:56

...what a lovel idea ....when you win the lottery...you give a few thousand to every family you know that is 'struggling'...cos you want to ease their load....

ShinyHappyPeopleHoldingHands · 08/11/2006 09:58

Steady on MrsF.. I only promised her a bag!

coppertop · 08/11/2006 10:46

It's November, grey skies and bl**dy cold - and your child is trotting merrily along wearing a T-shirt and sunglasses while you hold his coat.

tobysmumkent · 08/11/2006 11:19

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MrsForgetful · 08/11/2006 14:50

....when your child is off on a school trip (today) and you say
"I'm really looking forward to you going on your trip!!!"
(hidden meaning...cos i love you and you deserve some fun at the momnet...cos i'm crap...and don't take you anywhere)

he looks hurt and says "you jusrt can't wait to get me out of the house"

I look hurt...and ask him why...

he says "cos you can't wait till i go on my trip"

(so began another long explanation of what people say is not always what they mean...and i should have said "i bet you can't wait for your trip'... because ofcourse ds cannot put himself in MY shoes....so he has no idea that i may just be able to fit in his and share his excitement!

scoobyww · 10/11/2006 10:50

....When your 11 year old DS2 has had the mother of all mornings (7am to 8am!!) resulting in the most spectacular meltdowns because the milk was not where he expects it to be and DS1 turned off the light on the landing when "DS1 should know" that DS2 "has" to do it etc,etc...and when he is leaving the house, he turns and says "love you Mum" and that makes the world nice again!!

coppertop · 11/11/2006 17:27

You get filthy looks in town because you have one child in a padded coat with the hood up who keeps bumping into people and shelves while your other child looks neglected because he is just wearing jeans and a T-shirt in the freezing cold.

SpookyMadMummy · 11/11/2006 18:28

for me it was -

The school calls - again

Mrs XXXX can you please come and dress dd1 - she needed changing and is doing a streak through the classroom.....

Pixel · 11/11/2006 19:31

Ha Ha, Ds did a streak at the local swimming pool at half term .

2Shoes · 11/11/2006 22:34

you realise you are lucky cos they don't have a class bear. that you have to entertain

aaronsmummy · 11/11/2006 22:41

...you never get a night out with your dh as no one is willing to babysit for a hyper asd child who doesnt sleep.

... you cant have more than one glass of wine in the evening to unwind because again your asd child doesnt sleep.

... you are absolutely skint because you have to keep replacing things like gas fires that get ripped from the wall because your child is violent and aggressive.

... your physio is on first name terms with you and no longer needs to ask how you got this new injury.

aaronsmummy · 11/11/2006 22:42

... people are constantly telling you that you look tired!

tobysmumkent · 11/11/2006 22:54

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aaronsmummy · 11/11/2006 22:59

... most people who visit your house - postman - next directory delivery - window cleaner, are used to the sight of your child naked and don't bat an eyelid.

ShinyHappyRocketsGoingBANG · 04/11/2007 17:19

...when you can only eat out in cafes where the food takes less than two minutes to arrive (so that'll be an eat in chippy then), in order to avoid meltdowns and you ram for the food down your neck at lightening speed, risking extreme indigestion because you know that if your SN child finishes before you there'll be trouble anyway

..when you suddenly realise you haven't been invited to anyone's house as a family for over a year

..when the only jewellery you wear is a weddding ring (if you've still managed to stay married! ) because everything else has been ripped off you and broken

..when the cupboard under the sink never stores less than 3 tubs of Shake n Vac at a time, in preparation for the next smearing episode

..when you set aside an hour one night to reply to your email backlog, and end up surfing the entire WWW for high rise garments like dungarees and all-in-ones for bedtime in sizes that are not routinely available. And the ones that are, (specially for SN people), you need to re-mortgage your house to afford

..when you promise your NT child that next time SN child is at respite daycare, you'll do Hama beads with her all afternoon.. and then you let her down, because you were so exhausted you spent the whole six hours asleep on the sofa, and your DH in an armchair, and DD couldn't wake either of you up so she goes to her room to play on her own. Again.

..When you are always the mother who forgets to do your NT child's spelling with them and they routinely get 2/10 even though they are rather bright in general..

..When you don't bat an eyelid at the news that your DS flipped the birdie at visiting Ofsted inspectors at school last Monday.. a hand gesture he learned from Mr. Bean's Holiday, which so amused his siblings that he now does it at every possible opportunity

..when your dog gates are held together by combination padlocks. And you don't actually own a dog.

..When you have bed sheets on the line at least every other day, even in Winter

..When you know there is never ever going to be any escape from the god damn Wonderpets, Dora or Underground Ernie because your child is unlikely ever to grow out of it.

..When you stop getting overnight respite because your respite carer couldn't cope with the lack of sleep and you are too tired to even verbalise to social services "what about us?? We get this every sodding night without fail???!!"

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