LOL - carrots - TES SN Show

[StarlightMcKenzie]

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Scroll down to the bottom and see a pic of a bunch of stereotypical carrots.

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they're all drones aren't they?

possibly also clones.

We've all sat in meetings with people who look like that right?

YES!!

is there a special clone/drone caring carrot hairdressers too?

That is from right to left, home tutor, education welfare officer, parent partnership and social worker I swear

Had to delurk to laugh in company....they have a special voice too. Can't really describe it, but it has a quality. I know this is true because my DS generally kicks off at this kind of voice. Maybe his special ASD talent is sensing carrots?

It really did make me laugh tbh. I'm surprised the TES didn't see it themselves. The picture SMELLS like a TAC.

I think I have heatstroke. I am sitting here trying to think of words for a caring carrot song to the tune of the
Want to help me out?

Yes to the voice.

I reckon all kids should be made to sit an exam at 4 and then those with 'the voice' and other obvious traits can go to a special ed school just for them.........

Yes Agnes.

The first line of the chorus will be 'Throw some provision in the air'.

The first line of the first verse will be 'It's that time of year, yes the Annual Review'

It's that time of year,
Yes the Annual Review,
When we get to treat
all the parents like poo

just as we do
the whole year too

can you get a line about drinking lots of coffee, eating lots of biscuits and nodding

but fuck all else?

thanks

Chuck some provision in the air
And discharge from therapy
remove the one to one
and then drink a cup of tea
make some targets up
to put on the IEP
then go sick with stress
and demand more salary.

Star I knew you would be good at this

So what should they stick the carrot???

chorus

Throw some provision in the air
stick a carrot up your arse
have a cup of tea
and nod politely
remove some help
then report to ss
form a lynch party
and we know your name is thief

claw, that made me rofl.

Verse 2:

Throw some provision in the air
stick a carrot up your arse
have a cup of tea
be complicit in a farce
form a lynch party
and smile through your gritted teeth
get the social in
and pretend you're not a thief

dunno about good, but it is cathartic..

But what is the collective name for such a group of caring carrots?. They need classification.

The rhymes made me laugh today, thanks to both claw and star.

Excellent. That photo is perfect.

I came on here to rant about something else and you have cheered me up!

I can't better Star's or Claw's but here's my attempt:

Throw the provision in the air
But tell the parents that you care
Make them fight for help
And moan about their tone
Complain they're stressing you out
And must leave you alone
So drink your tea
with a carrot up your arse
Because as we all know
it's all a bleeding farce..

It could become the SN anthem and be played before meetings, like the National anthem to evoke history and traditions.

Everyone has to stand obviously and you will always get the few who just move their mouths as they don't know the words!

Fist in the air claw, clenched fist in the air

The collective name for a group of caring carrots...a bunch of wankers

claw!!!!

You're making me giggle.

Your kid's safe now right?