Can we please have a [boobies] emoticon?

[Jacksmama]

I think it should look something like this:

Only perhaps the nipples shouldn't be quite so red.

Thank you.

And why do you want to flash boobies at people, young lady?

And please make them nice and perky.

Thank you.

what's wrong with this

I don't necessarily want to flash my boobies but DS has other ideas...

bollocks. that will teach me to read the rest of the thread

Well, it's just that I always think that very red nipples mean bad things like thrush .

at gigglewitch

It does not look like a biscuit or a boob!

Oh no Lenin, what happened?

ffs no

don't ask her, she's traumatised

Oh yes, and why don't we have a penis and a fanjo too. And a bum for Friday nights.

What a fantastic idea!!

why can we only have a bum on friday nights then? is the bumsex thread only allowed out on fridays?

I intend to keep abreast of this thread.

pmsl @ UD

It's probably just a storm in a D-cup.

ROFL UD!!! More please!

I'm all out of puns. I need more support.

UnquietDad, you rock.