can we have one pig flu thread a la madeleine mccann pls

[CountessDracula]

it is driving me bonkers
all the mad hysterics

imagine the papers tomorrow now that it's here (they were bad enough today!)

oh i know

i will avoid

I agree (btw I also agree with the shooting of people ). Some people will get very melodramatic.

snort

omg
a pig
eeeeekkkkkk

as is pigs snorting

Oink Oink.

Can you tell where I have just come back from?

do you think the mail will have a special pull out section. fingers crossed ....

swindon?

Please- I am frantically avoiding them as I am on immunosuppressant drugs and if I get caught up in the hysteria it's going to seriously stress me out! I come here for light relief, not to be terrified...

do you think bacon will get cheaper ?

just logged on, are the huns going crazy?

you don't catch it from pigs y'know

yes yes
God I hope so
With a big black pig's head to cut out and put on your door if you have a runny nose
Advice on stockpiling
etc

yes I am on immunosurpressants too
wahay!
(does mean you will be front of the queue for tamiflu htough)

i sneezed earlier and made a snorting sound, do i have swine flu?

I should imagine so
stay inside for two weeks just in case

rofl at cut out pigs head.
can't it be a mask and have an integral air filter that would be snazzy

i have filled the bath with mud, i find it strangely soothing

i am going to run round waitrose wearing this pretending to sneeze

That should kill some people
(crush/heart attack I am thinking)

it will be a porking nuisance if we get it here

Bloody hell and I was just about to have the herd culled and made into sausages!

bloody brill countess pmsl

cd - why would wearing an ozzy osbourne costume alarm people?

CD I am rofling here, please stop pigging well joking around.