Offline for maintenance Friday 17th around 9am

[YetMoreTech]

We need to upgrade some hardware in one of the Mumsnet servers. As such the site will be offline around 9am or shortly before, on Friday 17th. It should be back online within 20 minutes or so.

Apologies for any inconvenience.

PMSL.

Sneaky YMT

Now everyone will think Fio is the one who's lost it

Oh well done YMT, you have made fio look bonkers

lolol

I just did a quick refresh to see whether YMT would change it

and he has

sneeeeeeeky YMT

Many thanks FioFio. I am stoopid.

noooooo- it'smy day off! I will have to do houseowrk for 20 mons

I'm off tomorrow too fumf byt I'll be on the school/shopping run til about 9.30

It'll be fine

Just don't be late getting back online

lol

But YMT, what did you mean in your OP '....back online within 20 minutes or something, while I go out and buy myself some frilly knickers and a gimp mask'?

Surely that's inappropriate.

I do hope you don't change your OP now I've drawn attention to your fetish/lingerie-based skiving.

hafta watch Jezza.

don't do it, needmorecoffee! you know how that programme warps brains!

plus you'll be in despair at the state of the world afterwards.

I was that in the nursery room in the delivery ward at St Michael's, where you could leave your baby while you ate or had a shower, they had the telly on all morning, which included Jeremy 'spawn of Satan' Kyle.

I removed DS. Even at three hours old, I didn't want him exposed to that man.

Thanks for the warning, I will go smuggling shopping in France tomorrow morning instead of afternoon as planned.

ROFL at fio

hehehehe at newborn 'exposed' to Jezza

He makes me shudder. And not in a good way. If you look into his eyes, they're just empty pools of blackness.

on a FRIDAY MORNING?!?!?!

Can't you do it tonight instead? I'm at work tonight so I won't care. If you do it in the morning I won't have anyone to talk to while I'm having my after school run coffee and might be forced to actually phone a real person!!!!

In Switerland, near the French border.

Shall I smuggle some red wine in for you, Fio?

I can't believe he has changed the OP again.

"He makes me shudder. And not in a good way. If you look into his eyes, they're just empty pools of blackness."

I had to read the rest of the thread; for a minute I thought you were talking about me.

LOL, poor YMT. He is paranoid now. LittleMyDancing, Say something nice about YMT's eyes, quick!

YMT's eyes are like a Vegas showgirl's -filled with the reflections of twinkly electronic lights and awfully pretty, (but with far too much make up)

perfect timing! i'll be having my scan then!