Hello, could we have a new moon please?

[S1ur]

And by that I mean this

Perhaps it could flash on and off at full moon spouting calming poetry?

perhaps it should be a bit like Holly from Red Dwarf... [muses]

Slur.

And a live web chat with Noel Fielding please.

oh yes please!

And Naboo to have the last, mysterious word on all AIBU threads.

The music topic could be covered in crimping.

They're not getting back to us are they?......We could send in Bollo...........

ok, so easily done i grant you... but... im confused now

crikey, our very own lunar eclipse. we're looking into it.

no no, geraldine, panic not, we've already had a thread about this one being invisible... its all perfectly normal according to stG and other people who know these things.

just, when the moon does come back, can we have her all different. and special. and funny. pls.

SEE I knew it wasn't normal. [smug emoticon]

nah, i bet geraldines never really noticed the moon much either.

No she said 'crikey' this obviously means the moon crisis is very important and top of their adgenda.

I will surely get a prize......

now you mention it , c rikey is a bit serious...

awooga! awooga! abandon ship!

It has to be old Holly though

Purple alert! Purpler alert!

the one with the blokes voice? or was that the new one? i dont do sequencing of events v well...

its somewhere between a blue alert and a red alert...

lolol

To be fair, they did go from him to her to him, but yes, him.

This has just been brought to my attention.

I've fended off various not-all-that-funny jokes about someone having switched off the moon, the moon needing a reboot, someone needs to CTRL+ALT+DEL the moon, etc. And it's still knackered.

In the mean time, Slur et al, you might want to hit the refresh button in your browser. And no, it doesn't mean we'll respond to every whimsical request... It's really just a ploy to get you off our backs whilst I find someone to fix it properly.

YetMoreTech, I love it!

Cute, but why?

The moon is not knackered, she is just dark, like every month.

Leave her alone.

oh YAY!!

That is scary!!!

YMT

perfect.

Fancy guessing how many panicked threads blaming CERN will start now?

Was going to say same as St G. It's a new moon so only a tiny slither is showing which is why the box looks dark. i likey that moon doh.