is there any point at ALL in saying" have only read OP"

[DJCod]

if the thread is more than three posts long

surely its idlness

I empathise with Kewcumber's last post.

The post office thread.

OP: What to get my dd for her birthday, she is spoiled in a material way.

Lots of posters: What what what this is an outrage! Why would you spoil your child you dreadful failure of a mother.

Leetle fishy voice: What about a toy post office? I had one, oh how I loved my toy post office.

LOP: And now you expect our help! The cheek of it, I?m on the fucking breadline and you?re moaning because you can?t choose between the brand new bike or the extravagant dolls? house, you utter cowbag.

LFV: It had stamps and envelopes and you could send pretend letters, oh it was dainty and wee. You never see them any more, it?s such a shame

LOP: It?s all your own fault, I?m fucking appalled. You only came here to boast about how much money you?ve got and how you spend it all on your little princess well fuck you! We just had to put our shoes on the fire so we can heat up some water to eat for dinner.

LFV: (whimpering) ...i-i-ink pads...and a weeny pillar box....little letters and telegrams...(sob)

OP: Oh bugger I meant she?s not spoiled in a material way.

LOP: I?m not reading another word you whore. Just give her a lump of dirt and tell her be grateful. She?ll be an utter horror when she?s a teenager you mark my words.

Someone new: I?ve only read the OP.....

I think I remember who it was too. Poor woman. I bet she previews everything now.

For cod

Really, that's how the thread went. Please use your bunny MNHQ (that's Mumsnet Hutch Quarters) powers to lift it from the vaults. Oh actually no, folk were quite unkind to the OP. Just look at it for your own amusement.

lol
it was either a psot office or a tiny sweet shop

i think it was kicked in the head abotu it becuase the OP had had a miscarriage and i was supposed to knwo

I've only read the OP!

Yes!

I'm filing away the following phrase for future use.

"i am aware that am probably duplicating existing advice but be grateful i am making the effort you dullard"

Thank you Aitch!

I'm liking the post office story as well.

lolol @ WT You are being v funny atm

lapin you can amend your OP on ukcampsite. You can do all sorts of wonders over there. Mind you if you type 'pissed' it automatically changes it to 'p*ed, so it's not all fantastic.

now I put in 3 *'s there, even mn buggers about with straight forwardness.

you spot that you have a life by looking at your groin??

what are you doing my dear?

I am lolling at lapin's groin.

rather you than me WT, rather you than me

There is a life between your legs? My God woman, are you giving birth?!

still not getting it lapin

is the table doing something enriching with your legs to provide you with this 'life' you speak of.

Im looking down and can see a desk and a rug, and neither are doing anything for my life.

If I look down I can't see past my norks. God knows what's going on below chest height. I could be trampling oompa loompas for all I know.

pmsl

Mars, I'm just refreshing active convos and waiting for a new thread title:

I was just happily mning and looked down and...........

goodness me wasn't there just a small human child coming out of my front bottom

(have name changed btw)

rofl i do this sometimes

or i do the reverse shit and rush in post first an amusing bon mot

like get therapy

or well its up north

and then dont come back for ages and find it has caused huge upset

I like to play thread roulette

I read OP, post, then read thread to see if I'm on MN-message or not

ah yes that too