Where's winestein?

[policywonk]

This thread is a bit like 'Where's Wally?', except that it involves you telling me where Winestein is. Has she namechanged? (Is she BoysAreLikeDogs?)

You've seen me already.

Wino...lol! No, I'm refering to the accusation from a certain PW that I have a great big massive face.

You fecker! This is a BAD photo comp.

Ah, that's ok then. I do have a big arse.
Your face can't be bigger than mine JV - honest. Take comfort in the knowledge that no hat will ever fit me.

Hmmm.. I'm rooting for photos now. Shouldn;t be too hard to find a bad one.

I cant help you out with the bad photo comp ladies.
A bad photo of me is yet to be taken without subsequently being 'misplaced'

I do sort of wish that, just once, on MN, someone would say 'Oh, I've just looked at your profile, PosterX. Aren't your kids fat! And you seem to have hit every branch on the ugly tree!'

Do it.

I've been had.

You do it.

No, you haven't been had. I have just been sucked into some kind of alternate universe where I look ok about 3 years ago and then there are virtually no photos of me subsequently where I have not been forced to take refuge behind a tree when I see a camera coming. I found one taken this year in Florida, but it does not seem to fully represent my vastness.

For the record, I think you both should do it. I will, naturally, appoint myself as judge.

This is a day that will forever live in infamy. I feel very, very let down.

I'm going to bed.

No, don't try to stop me.

Nononno

I have been searcjing...and I clearly have hitherto undiagnosed camera phobia.

I can offer make-up free and super shiny??

AAAaaargh there goes DS23

See you tomorrow ladies

2 minutes - feast yer eyes (well PW - you just feast the one)

I have feasted. You look just like your glorious self Ms Vile.

Hennyway, aren't I just lufferley? I'm the one with the tusks btw. The one wearing a mini-marquee is a resident of Jacksonville Zoo, Florida.

That PW needs to keep a few things to herself. I'm sure it was only DS22 last night.

Psssst, Vile. Wonk has removed her photos. I'm leaving mine up overnight to prove a point. (Don't know what point, but it will be well and truly proved).

Yay!
Not stood up!
Well dont we make a fetching trio??
And my, what glorious tusks you have

Between you and me wino, PW has lost count of her brood, she actually has 27...but counts the quads as one

D.E.N.I.A.L.

Good thinking, me too.

That'll show her. Or something....

We is well bootiful, innit.

Photos received, viewed and sniggered over. Thanks. You might want to to take them the frick down now.