MUMSNET - Please un- ban me!!!

[KitsIsVerySorry]

Hiya

Can you please unban me I know you told me to to post those things again but I was having mega money troubles and was desperate

Im really, really sorry!

I will never post it again.

Please

I like it here

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grrr

can't we bump it up to crown court?

then we can play the theme tune and bow to googie

if the charges are fraud surely she should have the option to go to crown.

i'll be prosecutor if no one else will

OK - I'm the CPS.

Bundle....get prosecuting!

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We're all here then...
Where's the accused??

OHHH I can be witness for prior threads..lol

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custy wd be good prosecutor.

course i'm older than you cod!

can we have at least one contempt of court??

btw cod did you see the scuttlebugs are back?

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on thread in chat...

Hey Mag your shoes are minging and your blue eyeshadow is hurting my eyes!.....

Yes. What will be your spangly eye colour of choice now that blue is banned?

Please,please,please can I knit as the sentence is passed?

I really need to get my knitting speeds back!

Madame Defarge
Off with her head

We're just too soft for all this guillotining really, so we've allowed KitsIsVerySorry back just so long as she doesn't use the classified boards... but don't let us interrupt your knitting.

OH darn it, and I was sooo prepared with the needled...pmsl

sorry but she's got away with it before (sure I've reported her before now). Has she paid up now ? Presumably you can check aliases against the ip address ?

Democracy rules! (Or something!!)

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