MUMSNET - Please un- ban me!!!

[KitsIsVerySorry]

Hiya

Can you please unban me I know you told me to to post those things again but I was having mega money troubles and was desperate

Im really, really sorry!

I will never post it again.

Please

I like it here

i'd be defence, but have to go and do the school run

mitigation : money troubles, impending wedding

restitution - kits will pay her £30 fee to mumsnet ?

Can I be a popcorn eating oaf in the public gallery?

i'll be defense lawyer - for entertaiment purposes only and not to piss mumsnet off more than i already have

Oh bother! I've got to go to school now, I would have liked to have seen this

Can I share your popcorn?

i'll leave it to lulu

Uhhh or not.

Nice thought and probably very entertainning for you all but Id rather just let them decide thanks

got to go out custy.. you could try channelling me !!

I will break down and sob audibly (lots of dribbly, snotty squelches) when the verdict is delivered.
Whatever the verdict.
I'm only here for the vicarious attention.

pmsl @JV

I'm back!! No news then?
I'm off out again in a minute, Lewes calls....

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I have never been in court in my life.

I only think she should be allowed back provided she never called anyone "Hun" though.

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was it the vibrators?

when is the wedding?

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i could do sketches

Are there any eye witnesses?
Did anyone actually witness the offence?

I put it to you, good people....
that no such offence took place!!

Kittywiggle is merely attention seeking!!

(OBJECTION!!)

(order, ORDER!!!)

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can i be the court sketcher???

or hack from local rag????

nO NOT PROSECUTER.

Gallery yob.

I was just warming things up

are the jury in?

ok hayley can sketch, i'll pretend to do my pitman shorthand...