It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

[YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Come they told me
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A Christmas name change to see
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Our finest gifts to win
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A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition.

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all.

Did you see Fungie in Dingle?

Are they your friends though, if they won't vote for you in droves?

The last vote merely employed effective canvassing.

@EMILYHERRERA200

You'll need to start your own thread. Most people won't see it here. Go to the pregnancy choices board and click add thread.

Link to pregnancy choices board below:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnancy_choices

Lad that's amazing! Is it to the tune of Last Christmas by Wham? Ooh, I've got an earworm now!

Jo fuck off, I know your game and I know where you live

VOTE FIR ME! 🎄*
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FOR THE MANY NOT THE PHEW!

You’ve been plagiarised Lad. Fuckers.

Our song for Christmas...
(JesusMaryAndJosepheen can't even spell and is not Jesus or Santa, information is power)

Ladz Christmas you shat on my thigh,
You’d had Imodium, so I don’t know why.
This year,
To save me from smears,
You’re getting a triple special.

Ladz Christmas you shat on my thigh,
You’d had Imodium, so I don’t know why.
This year,
To save me from smears,
You’re getting a triple special.

Once shat on twice shy,
I kept my distance but you still caught my thigh,
Tell me baby, is it dysenter-ee?
Cos it’s been a year so it wouldn’t surprise me.

(Merry Xmas) I wrapped it up and flushed it,
With a note saying ‘you scruffy cunt’ I meant it,
Now I know what a fool I’ve been,
But if you sat by me now,
I know you’d stool me again.

Ladz Christmas you shat on my thigh,
You’d had Imodium, so I don’t know why,
This year, to save me from smears,
You’re getting a triple special.

Vote for me. We'll all be in Chequers for Xmas.

That's amazing Lad, did you write the original too?

Like Milli Vanilli, Reg. No integrity.

Nobody vote for Jesus he's square, only vote for Lad

Reg quickly, do a art so they understand who to vote for and who NOT to vote foe

It was a art I did like Banksy Thigh. On my own, freehand.
Waiting for my son to finish his once weekly yard of shit.
I felt inspired by the breakthroughs of accidental pumps during the build up when he was sitting next to me watching Masterchef Professional.

I changed my jama bottoms and, as my foot got stuck on the elastic, it came to me, like the Angel Gabriel to Mary.
A revelation. An epiphany.
A piece of fart Art.

Jesus is trying bribery.But with a reward that's only delivered after death. Not impressed.

You done a art indeed Lad you're very talented. I'm convinced you're me.

I'm convinced the only true winner based upon their performance tonight was LAD

🎉🥳🎡🎊🎂🕺💃

Was Secretbadlife 🎅

I'm Christmassy all year round. Goose anyone?

Ouch!

Was Forgetmenut