It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

[YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Come they told me
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A Christmas name change to see
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Our finest gifts to win
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A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition.

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all.

Wooooohoooooo!

Lad to win!!

Come on MNHQ you have to admit this is a winning entry?

(Also, as a side note WHERE IS TIGG'S SHARK????)

No contest, Lad to win. So topical as well with the film just out.

SHARK, Tiggs, now please. Rattles organ bucket threateningly and stomps back to Thighland.

Shaaaaaarrrrk

Except we don't have it yet so anti-climax!!

WHERE is out th'reind's SHARK???? Explain yourselves MNHQ and Thikea???

Tiggs you need your shark!!!

I don't want a Shark, MNHQ. I want to be Prime Minister tomorrow.
I want Chequers for Christmas.

NOW i feel all Christmassy, what a glorious re-mix of a seasonal classic. Well done Lad, you're bound to win.

Lad to win or we storm other innocent threadz!!!

How wonderfully festive! What have we won?

Sharpens claws on the furniture and bares teeth nastily. Lad must win MNHQ or else. Not sure what else as yet but or else.

Ha ha ha

I'm not Russian. My DH be.
MNHQ This is fake news being spread by JesusMaryAndJosephine.
Tremendously fake news, I'll put it in my pocket and read it later. #draintheswamp

But Jesus, does your entry have a song?

Did you like the song though, Jesus?
Did any part of it resonate with you? have you ever been shat on?
Real shit, not metaphorical shit?
If so, vote for me!

Let's GET XMAS DONE!

( also if you vote for me, I'll invite you to Chequers for XMAS! )

Lad is that you on my doorstep with a pack of cue cards and a rueful look on your face?

JesusMaryAndJosepheen is this a cry for help? Do you need advice on making more friends? Does your husband have a "hobby"?

Jesus, this is sinister. Would you be willing to form a coalition?

Not me, Proj honest.
I'm out Christmas Caroling.
I've run out of white cider and fags.

Not even by a bird Jesus? How terribly unlucky. With that poor luck it seems unlikely you'll win this.

Perhaps you've shat yourself before Jesus? Just a small amount. Perhaps even just bum juice.

Where is Dingle, Jesus?
Are you just creating more fake news here?
It's nowhere near Dongle. Fact.

Lapland?

Are you really Santa and not Jesus?