It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

[YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet]

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A Christmas name change to see
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Our finest gifts to win
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A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition.

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all.

Normally acatcalledjohn.

Oh Come All Ye Faithful, It's The Second Unofficial Annual Christmas Name Change Thread! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/ninetydayss_only/3758478-Oh-Come-All-Ye-Faithful-Its-The-Second-Unofficial-Annual-Christmas-Name-Change-Thread

was evilharpy

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Evilharpy in a pear tree.

Was TheQueensCousin

"Gaudete, gaudete, Christus est natus
Ex Maria virgine, gaudete
Tempus adest gratiae, hoc quod optabamus
Carmina laetitiae devote redamus."

^A 16th century Xmas carol contribution from lau888. :)

Santa on the Horizon

( I wasn't able to change, did it the other around)

Not forgetting a complimentary Ho Ho Ho

@laudete

Oh you have just made me listen to that. I love it.

Alan Partridge first brought that song to my attention.

EX Maria VIRGINae Gaudete

Virgine

Normally Triskaidekaphilia

Was GameofPhones

Reastie here 🎄❄️🎅🏻

Formerly PaddingtonBearHardStare

Formerly CandyLeBonBon

I am normally Lollygaggles

Formerly LovelyCocksReg.

Was BecauseReasons

Formally known as Zoflorabore

Santasredsackofitch

My Eastern European alias 🎅

Was arseabouttit best I can do with the not very good in the first place original!

Was Courtney555

Mine’s been Christmassy for a while because I forgot to change it back.

Second attempt at Christmas name change

Was shinynewapple

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I can't sing so I have to scream my carols

Usually ScreamingValenta

And it took me three goes to get the right number of 'lahs'

Aka - LadAlive

I have been forced persuaded by our Glorious Leader to put my head above the parapet.
My name has to be sung to the tune of George Michael's Last Christmas.
No.
Not his last Xmas, groaning in the car.
I'm not an animal.
THE SONG.

Ladz Christmas you shat on my thigh,
You'd had Imodium, so I don't know why,
This year, to save me from smears,
you're getting a triple special.

Once bitten, twice shy,
I kept my distance but you still caught my thigh,
Tell me baby, is it dysenter-ee?
Cos it's been a year so it wouldn't surprise me.

(Merry Christmas) I wrapped it up and flushed it,
With a note saying 'you scruffy cunt', I meant it.
Now I know what a fool I've been,
But if you sat by me now,
I know you'd stool me again.

Ladz Christmas you shat on my thigh,
You'd has Imodium, so I don't know why.
This year, to save me from smears,
You're getting a triple special.