AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

[YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

It's officially the 31st! I NEED to know what the revered tat is?

The suspense is making me wanna projectile vom.

Oh, Dangly won, who is she?

One presumes, a tit clamping troll.

I can't believe I stayed awake for this shit.

It's akin to waiting to check this week's lotto numbers on last week's ticket.

Ffs.

Congratulations Dangly, whoever you are.

Congrats, dangly. With a bit of look you'll win enuff dosh to get your tits fixed.

To everyone else:

Soz you're names weren't good enuf

Well done, all those random people who voted for Dangly, looks like you backed the winner.

'Winner! Winner! Chicken (Thigh) dinner!

I'm devastated. This competition was all i was clinging to.

Did I miss anything?!

Awww see now I feel bad for Killmeelmo. It's like being picked last for PE. Or the UK in Eurovision.

Congratulations Dangly !
You are the occult figure of Thighland .

Anyhoooooooo , I had a quiet night in . Date night tonight with me and Monster. He scrubs up well ... see pic . The pic won't add Later ? He did not sleep well last night. I told him about Succubus.

I have the broom serviced 🧹 . Flying tonight. Give me a wave 👋🏻! A finger is fine too as IDGAF.👆🏻

Did I really win?? 🎉🎉🎉

WOW amazing I'd like to thank all the stranger on the internet who don't know me at all and just liked my name, my mother and father for having me and everyone who didn't vote for me!

This is the happiest day of me life! 🎉🎉🎉

I won't change! I will remember my roots and stay humble!

Date Fright Night

Argh photo!!!!!

Fame changes people, look at Rylan. Now he's got false teeth and does Bingo adverts. He's the new Kerry Katona.

Do you think I could be the new Rylon Thigh ?

I think you could Dangly since he's the new Kerry Katona.

We could do a duet - A Whole New Wold - for the less ambitious Aladdin and Jasmine

Before and after pics please!
You could get THighlighs .

Thighlights!!

Franne you are wasted here on a thread that's set up to die! You really should be living in our land!

I'll send in the 'before' and 'after' in a bit, once I receive my million pound cheque and have zoomed out for a make-over for the cameras!

Congratulations Dangly! I wish I’d met you before, you seem nice!

I feel a strange connection TL, you know when you first meet someone and feel like you've known them for years ... like that!

Ha ! Fangs for the invitation. I might come over and lick look !