AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

[YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

Ummmmmm.........yeeeeesssss. Yes, of course it's all my creation. Cross my heart and hope to rise from the dead on 1st November.

My normal username is deliberately vampiric and therefore I'll be keeping it for All Hallows' Eve.

Boris Ooh I dunno, wouldn't want to be on the M20.
Am keeping this name until the weekend then my Xmas name change will be Rage against BojosElection/Xmas/NewYear (delete as appropriate!) Boo-ris

Succubus that's the scariest pumpkin I have ever seen!

A pumpkin eating a pumpkin ... pumpkins will eat themselves ... ooooerrr.

That is true Rage Bojo is still waving the sword of Damocles like an toddler hopped up on too much Halloween candy

Fucking terrifying, screaming.

I did try and feed it one or two DC, but nope. Something about dietary requirements.

@EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus
Rushes out to buy pumpkin 🎃 costumes for the children....

@FranneKipankinstein Better move your arse then, the whole of MN are hot on your heels.....Go! Go! Go! 🏅👏👏👏👏

Mwahahahaaaa! 😈🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

I'm touched, @RageAgainstBojosHalloween . Thanks for thinking of me and it saves me coming round at midnight to have a revenge chew on your neck, when my time can be much better spent bothering Booris and his cronies

I'm also wondering after your pp @RageAgainstBojosHalloween whether to do my It Must Not Yet Be Mentioned Christmas name change thread again this year, or whether to leave it to MNHQ as that way there might be Prizes Involved Free Clutter n Tat. As some will remember, I'm allergic to the C word until the end of November/beginning of December so watch this space or not

Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Especially for youwooooo @BlackBatInBloodSucking [santa]

I was MichaelMumsnet 🎃

🎤🎶 Oh, the dungeon downstairs is frightful
But the screams are so delightful
And since we've no fucks to give
Don't let 'em live, don't let 'em live, don't let 'em live

Inspired by Cuntmas.

That had me in stitches ...and bolts ESAS

Steady on, Franne. Dismembering yersel like that is some kinky shit.

Will nobody think of the pumpkins! 🎃

Thanks so much to everyone for getting into the spirit of Halloween.

You're all such clever and witty ghouls but we've somehow managed to narrow it down to thirteen spooktacular finalists...

The poll is now live - so vote for your favourite nowoooooooo!

BoooooooOOoooOooooOooo!!!!!

🎃👻🦇🕷️🕸️

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet The poll doesn't seem to be displaying correctly for me. It says at the bottom 'total 10 votes' but only 4 votes are showing on the graph.

Same. 'Total 12' but only 4 showing.

It's not Raven its now saying 12 yet still only 4 showing on the graph

X-post

Someone cursed it.

There are 13 (unlucky for some)

I think you have to get a vote before on the graph .
Did you curse it ESAS ?

If you vote, the page with the results is wrong - but if you click on the link in the thread for checking the results if you haven't voted, that seems to be better although one short of the total given.