can we haev a text speak crack down

[EarlSinclair]

It simply wont do

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and that includes YOU Lot on forsale

HUN

ok hun only 4 2nite

fark orf

tht wld B gr8 m8

I'd like to see an end to all selling/swapsies (why do people buy so many prams? )

l8r 4kr

faucjking pram utters

OK. CU L8R.

{{{hugz hun}}}

Moggeling, hun?

they have to compete with their mates when they sign on

ooooh you have the new Fuckaboo Twat in Snot Green

or at least an automated translation service

My mother (BA Eng Lit Hons) texted the following today.

Psg dn agn, saw 10 fed gms b4 precipitation ocrd, chk 4cst 4 a4mtd precips otlk.
Ana mtch ex plucky grl vns 2 gd 2 b true.
c ya tmz
ma.

honestly she is effing well 65
oh ne1 nd a translation?

snort at the pram comments

lol at fuckaboo twat

piff are you sure she's not a born-again teenager?

start a thread OO
lets compete

Educated grannies are loving the txtspk. My mum's texts are a frightening cross between cod and a 14-year-old. I have had to build an Enigma-style decrypting machine to decode them.

on text speak?

am trying to translate Piffle's message

Pissing down again is the start, someting about tennis (?), see you tomorrow, mum

no on wanky pram names

FWIW my mother was at Wimbledon after my rich farty lawyer brother put in his bid for the writing out of her will (him and me FYI) to be overturned and bought her v expensive centre court tickets.
Honestly...

omg piffle, i dont understand that. my MIL txts and uses 'innit'

am also wetting panties after pram comments despite having bought a bugaboo off a mumsnetter who has millions of prams on here
I have medical reasons btw, tis not a flimsy fashion statement no sir no...

did u buy it off me

@ medical reasons for bugaboo