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can we haev a text speak crack down

53 replies

EarlSinclair · 05/07/2007 21:48

It simply wont do

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EarlSinclair · 05/07/2007 21:51


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EarlSinclair · 05/07/2007 21:51

and that includes YOU Lot on forsale


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oliveoil · 05/07/2007 21:52

ok hun only 4 2nite

EarlSinclair · 05/07/2007 21:53

fark orf

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mummytosteven · 05/07/2007 21:53

tht wld B gr8 m8

bundle · 05/07/2007 21:53

I'd like to see an end to all selling/swapsies (why do people buy so many prams? )

oliveoil · 05/07/2007 21:54

l8r 4kr

EarlSinclair · 05/07/2007 21:54

faucjking pram utters

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bundle · 05/07/2007 21:55

{{{hugz hun}}}

Bubble99 · 05/07/2007 21:55

Moggeling, hun?

oliveoil · 05/07/2007 21:55

they have to compete with their mates when they sign on

ooooh you have the new Fuckaboo Twat in Snot Green

Piffle · 05/07/2007 21:55

or at least an automated translation service

My mother (BA Eng Lit Hons) texted the following today.

Psg dn agn, saw 10 fed gms b4 precipitation ocrd, chk 4cst 4 a4mtd precips otlk.
Ana mtch ex plucky grl vns 2 gd 2 b true.
c ya tmz

honestly she is effing well 65
oh ne1 nd a translation?

mummytosteven · 05/07/2007 21:56

snort at the pram comments

EarlSinclair · 05/07/2007 21:56

lol at fuckaboo twat

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bundle · 05/07/2007 21:56

piff are you sure she's not a born-again teenager?

EarlSinclair · 05/07/2007 21:56

start a thread OO
lets compete

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krabbiepatty · 05/07/2007 21:59

Educated grannies are loving the txtspk. My mum's texts are a frightening cross between cod and a 14-year-old. I have had to build an Enigma-style decrypting machine to decode them.

oliveoil · 05/07/2007 22:01

on text speak?

am trying to translate Piffle's message

Pissing down again is the start, someting about tennis (?), see you tomorrow, mum

TroyMcClure · 05/07/2007 22:01

no on wanky pram names

Piffle · 05/07/2007 22:02

FWIW my mother was at Wimbledon after my rich farty lawyer brother put in his bid for the writing out of her will (him and me FYI) to be overturned and bought her v expensive centre court tickets.

Misdee · 05/07/2007 22:02

omg piffle, i dont understand that. my MIL txts and uses 'innit'

Piffle · 05/07/2007 22:03

am also wetting panties after pram comments despite having bought a bugaboo off a mumsnetter who has millions of prams on here
I have medical reasons btw, tis not a flimsy fashion statement no sir no...

Misdee · 05/07/2007 22:04

did u buy it off me

bundle · 05/07/2007 22:04

@ medical reasons for bugaboo

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