mnhq, don't bother to email me with a bollocking as I am off on my hols and won't get it

[CountessDracula]

thanks

cd x

(for telling dc to cunt off that is)

consider me bollocked

I have self-chastised

enjoy your hols

where did that happen???? [interested nosey emoticon needed)

Just realised you have been bollocked and DC has been told to cunt off.

Is there anything that connects these two????

Anything you want to confess CD????

oh yes
on homeopathy thread
i asked a specific q and he waded in in his fluffy way and was his usual cheery and approachable self

I seriously think that man's mother didn't love him. Why else would he be on a site like this randomly attacking women on innocent threads asking for advice?

saddo

He's good fun though.
You told me to 'cunt off' the other day and showed ne'er a hint of remorse or self loathing.

true
OK

Can I ask for that similar offence to be taken into consideration pls mnhq?

Well, just maybe, like quite a lot of people, he has strong feelings about the assorted con artists and nutters taking vast sums of money of people for homeopathic "cures" which are basically chalk and water and have no effect other than a placebo one.

Such a supportive chap isn't he

i thnk i may have called him a twat too so chalk me down fro that one

shit i am looking at a lengthy ban here
could it be immediate so is over when back from my hols/?

you can cunt off too madamez

Madamez,did you offer useful advice on aphrodisiac qualities of said homeopaths and guiidance re which roots can be used as dildos????

it cost me a fiver
i earn that in about a minute
so big deal

Anyway....you surprise me CD.
Homeopathy. Wot a load of shite.

You'll be swinging crystals about yer chakras before long and asking peopel what star sign they are.Tis a slippery slope.

pah
i don't care
it has worked in the past and fingers crossed my urticaria seems to have buggered orf

so I don't give a toss what any of you think!

oh god my hair dye is itching

MD and talking about Dis-ease as if no-one else notice that little gem

TMMJ: people spent quite a few thousand years trying to cure their aches and pains by sacrificing lifestock and/or other people to their imaginary friends, and it worked about as well as homeopathy: they either got better or they didn't. They got better if what was wrong with them was the sort of thing that gets better in time anyway (nasty cold, collywobbles, vague feeling of despair) and they didn't if it was the sort of thing that doesn't get better by itself (septicaemia, peritonitis, cancer).
Homeopathy has been tested repeatedly by open-minded scientists and conclusively proved to be a load of old cock. You're paying your money for chalk, water, and the power of suggestion. But he, it's your money.

'load of old cock'
She never leaves off talking sex this one!

well I have used it and ot works so up yours ( that's how you like it I think).

[sniffs an argument and sits back to watch, firmly on top of fence]