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Who is the tech?

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LieselVentouse · 09/05/2007 13:40

Didnt realise he was a bloke - in fact didnt even realised he existed. Is he someones DH?

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HuwEdwards · 09/05/2007 13:41

He is like the Stig.

suejonez · 09/05/2007 13:42

I think he's a bit like Stig on Top Gear - no-one knows who he is, even MN Towers have not seen his face. It's shrouded in shadows in the corner of the shed.

littlelapin · 09/05/2007 13:42

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LieselVentouse · 09/05/2007 13:52

How do you guys no so much about him - and how did he get to be the tech?

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suejonez · 09/05/2007 14:02

I think its like royalty - he is the next in line when the previous tech dies... the tech is dead, Long live the Tech.

Cazee · 09/05/2007 14:06

EVERY link I clicked on yesterday seemed to be a picture of tech

Furball · 09/05/2007 14:07

They keep him locked in the basement. Just throwing down KFC's and beer a few times a day. He deserves better, I mean, how many men do you know that can keep thousands of women happy?

LieselVentouse · 09/05/2007 14:14

Dam - the one day I miss MN and theres pics of the tech all over the shop

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ChippyMinton · 09/05/2007 14:17

There's a pic on his profile, bless 'im.
Doesn't he hang out in the attic?

MrsWho · 09/05/2007 17:20

He lives in the shed but atm he has escaped tio Florida

Twiglett · 09/05/2007 17:22

the tech .. ROFL .. makes him sound rather like he's sitting in a big chair stroking a long-haired pussy, doesn't it?

mwah hah hah Mr Bond, you shall never get the better of ... da da daaaaaa.. The Tech

Twiglett · 09/05/2007 17:23

(PS pussy joke on purpose of course)

Tech · 10/05/2007 00:02

No Florida for me any more. Was tempted back with promises of good weather. Lies, all lies. Freezing and raining.......

Califrau · 10/05/2007 00:08

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WendyWeber · 10/05/2007 00:10

I want to know what happened to Le Tech.

Califrau · 10/05/2007 01:07

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MrsJohnCusack · 10/05/2007 01:11

"Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. We just know him as The Tech"

Tech · 10/05/2007 01:39

Hello Califrau, I do quite like my shed, though I am getting quite attached to Florida what with my recent trips over there. I have little experience of the Home Depot tbh. I can wander round Target for hours though. There's a very good Super Target near Sawgrass Mills (florida's famous outlet mall) which I occasionally go into and look at furniture and cookware for no real reason as I don't have a house there. Being from Yorkshire I appreciate a good bargain. One day in target they had summer garden chairs on special for 99 cents and I was happily wondering how many I could get on the plane until I came to my senses.

Another of my favourites in America is that place "the container store" that sells boxes and inventive ways to make space go further. There's one in New York on about 58th and lex near Bloomingdales, somewhere round there. That's like heaven for a saddo like me. I've been known to buy that kind of stuff and lug it home only to leave it in its wrapping (I is messy person full of good intentions.) And you've got to love a place where you turn on the TV in the morning and the headline / screen strap on Today on NBC is "Basinger vs Baldwin - America Decides" .

Coming home is always an eye-opener on the costs front. I had to get a couple of keys cut the other day and it was 8 pounds. In Florida that costs less than $2 - it's about 85c a key plus tax in the local hardware store. Now I know I wasn't in a major city like New York or London, but still. 8 quid vs 1. Things like that, and the fact it costs a million US dollars for a three bed flat round here occasionally makes me wonder if it's mad to stay in London (though don't get me started on the insanity of house prices in the UK). And the bright light and winter/spring weather in FL are fantastic, though it is getting a bit too hot now.

No, no, I do love my London shed, even in the rain. I do. I do. It's a great shed. Hmm, if I had money, I think I'd get a house in the US and spend two or three months there in the winter, then come back here about now for the summer. Sadly that would require a fairly hefty lottery win......

Why am I rambling on like this. Must go to bed.

Tech · 10/05/2007 01:45

LeTech is still around. He mainly does the stuff to do with the newsletters though, so doesn't look at the talk boards so much..... I ain't ate him honest.

LieselVentouse · 10/05/2007 16:05

Oooooh Tech - you is handsome

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mateychops · 10/05/2007 16:10

Mmmm, and a northern lad too

Twiglett · 10/05/2007 16:11

nobody liked my pussy gag then?

LieselVentouse · 10/05/2007 16:14

No

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Gingerbear · 10/05/2007 16:16

He is a waiter at a shoddy Italian eatery in London
(According to Marslady, Big Londinium Xmas Meet-up 2005)

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