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Remove The Plughole

56 replies

SeaEagleFeather · 17/11/2017 20:42

it's a non-used section! tidy things up =)

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CarolineMumsnet · 17/11/2017 21:40

Thanks for the suggestion SeaEagleFeather. I'm not gifted in the art of tidying, but will certainly pass this onwards and upwards to someone more able in this department. We'll get back to you here soon Wine.

Goldenbug · 17/11/2017 23:20

Close a whole section? You want the Plughole Manager to lose their job? And their deputy? And all the back room staff essential in keeping the plughole lights on? Before Christmas?

Cruel.

Surely nobody want the Plughole to go down the drain.

LornaMumsnet · 18/11/2017 00:30

"Surely nobody want the Plughole to go down the drain."

Grin
SeaEagleFeather · 18/11/2017 10:07

lol! :)

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paxillin · 18/11/2017 12:27

Make it the poo topic, as suggested by @PanPanPanPing.

PanPanPanPing · 18/11/2017 15:32

Hi, pax!

Hahaha Grin

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:05

I wish everyone would stop saying "poo" Sad

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:10

Shit then. Or crap. Dung.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:22

Fecal matter?

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:25

Yes, we could say that Grin. But fecal matter troll doesn't have the same ring.

I did actually suggest to call it the defecation topic.

0ccamsRazor · 18/11/2017 17:27

💩 Shit hole? 💩

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:27

Turd tube.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:29

That's very refined of you pax.

Kack is quite elegant and little used.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:31

Kack cavity or kack crater?

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:32

Erm..

Both such delightful images.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:33

I agree kack troll would sound less twee. But I like the idea of the poo troll being a twee little man, poopy troll even.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:33

Poo troll in kack cavern ? Can't say fairer than that.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:34

Sounds good to me. He's juggling turds.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:35

Is he? Envy

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:36

It's only natural behaviour for a poo troll.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:38

This is like the picking the brains of Mr Attenborough Smile

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:45

And here we have a prime example of a poo troll. He's male, they usually are. He's opening AIBU, the natural habitat of poo trolls.

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 18/11/2017 17:45

I'm throwing my vote (do we vote?) To the shit pit

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:47

Shit pit Grin. Favoured suggestion on the other thread was "The Dump".

LineysRum · 18/11/2017 17:47

Faecal Matters

Has a ring to it

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